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and let it out, saying, ‘Well, you…you are…younger than what I’m used to.’
    ‘So?’
    ‘Parts of me look older than I’d like.’
    Her breasts, she meant. She hated her breasts. Ten years ago they bulged in all the right places, but now they dripped off to the side whenever she lay on her back. She used her arm to try and hoist them higher. She had no children to blame for their state. ‘It’s just from being thirty-one now, not nineteen anymore.’
    I assured her they were beautiful breasts. I nuzzled my way past her arms, said her nipples were a lovely peach colour and kissed them. Peach with pretty crinkled freckles. I kept kissing them and eventually her arm retreated to her side. We were two people having pleasure for the night, I said. Let’s not have breasts distract us.

Chapter 11
    But one night became two. We did not want to end on just one, not without fully consummating our friendship.
    So, the next night we did consummate it. It was good but a notch or two less than great. I had never used a condom before, but Tilda insisted and bought the pack herself to make the point that having sex with her was on her terms. Condoms let the warmth from inside Tilda in but kept any true feeling out. It did not feel like we had joined our skins.
    As well, Tilda’s arm went back up to its barrier position. One night together had not troubled her so much where breasts were concerned—she did not expect ever to see me again. Two nights were different. Two nights meant she wanted to look her best for those moments when we talked barely above a whisper, our faces so close we were breath to breath. She perched statuesquely across my lap, sucked her stomach in and held the pose while I teetered between mathematics and letting go. I could tell she was performing pleasure rather than truly feeling it. She could not fully give herself over. Not bodily anyway. Not yet. In talk she could, but not the rest of her.
    In talk she gave over more freely than I liked. ‘I felt I was sacrificing my life,’ she said, propping herself on her elbow. ‘Was I supposed to sacrifice my life?’
    It was not a real question, it was a plea for me to understand her plight: to be married as she had been at only twenty; to be a gorgeous twenty and courted by a man who himself was little more than a teenager; to say let’s spend our life together when it’s just puppy love—it’s expecting too much. Didn’t I reckon so?
    ‘Yes,’ I said without even thinking. I was warm in the huddle of our breathing.
    She wanted me to know that her husband, Lionel, was a kind and decent fellow. An architect. He came from the same mould as her St Mark’s Church parents. But what is art to Melbourne suburbia? It is for hobbies in the holidays. It is for old ladies’ lounge rooms, pleasant watercolours at Rotary fetes. ‘Put your talent into your garden beds and cooking, dear. Get a lovely home in Camberwell and please spare us the whingeing about wanting more.’ She put a finger, pistol-like, to her forehead, pulled the trigger and slumped down. ‘I must seem really stupid to you. At twenty-one that was my life, and here you are at that age and you’re picking and choosing about RADA. I was supposed to make my husband a father. But you, you’re out in the world. You’re living. Well, I took the pill no matter what my husband said.’
    She stretched and smiled that life had become a banquet: to be lying on a London floor naked with a young man, how delicious. She propped back onto her elbow. ‘I want you to know one thing, though: I’m not a slut or anything.’
    ‘I didn’t think you were.’
    ‘I mean, I was a virgin when I married. Don’t think I never had innocence is all I’m saying. In the whole time Lionel and I were together, a decade together, we would have had sex not more than twenty, thirty times. Seriously, maybe forty, that’s all. And I can’t recall ever coming. No orgasm with him in all those years.’
    I was about to