singing opera, Blindfold joined in. Heâs actually got a very good voice for a dog, but it was the wrong occasion to show it off.
âShut the hell up, Blindfold. Youâre going to get us busted,â I hissed.
Blindfold cocked his head to the side and looked at me forlornly because Iâd told him to shut the hell up.
âChill out, Stunt, and stop being so mean to everyone,â said Benny, patting Blindfold. âYou havenât trained Blindfold to be sneaky, so howâs he supposed to know what to do?â
âHeâs my dog and I can tell him to shut up if I want!â I said.
âMan, youâve got an attitude with a capital tude today, Stunt,â said Benny, super cross now. âI know youâre upset about your dad and everything, but stop taking it out on me and Blindfold. Weâre trying to help you by going along with your stupid plan.â
I nodded to say that I was sorry but the word wouldnât pop out of my mouth. I didnât mean to be mean but being so full of worries, crankiness just exploded right out of me before I could stop it.
After Iâd checked the coast was clear, I ran out and headed for the front gate, ducking behind the box office for cover until Benny and Blindfold had joined me. Then we slipped out unnoticed beneath the Stoked Stunt Circus sign that was made out of light bulbs at the front gate.
âWe made it!â I said, punching the air and immediately in a better mood. That mood didnât last long because just as we were walking up the main road to the bus stop, Sue the Bearded Lady pulled up in her car.
âHey, guys, where are you going?â she said casually, her elbow resting on the window. People think a lady with a beard is pretty weird. Iâve grown up with her, so Iâm used to seeing her beard. Itâs not like a bushy pirateâs beard, itâs more like a collection of very long grey hairs that she can weave into a small plait. You donât notice after a while. In circus circles sheâs quite famous; sheâs performed all over the world and her trailer is covered in posters with her name splashed in big letters.
Although he likes to hug Hayley, Benny isnât so keen on hugging Sue. Her beard still freaks him out a bit. Apart from my dad, the only person I like hugging is Sue because she smells like biscuits and she is a contortionist so she can wrap me up like a Christmas present in her arms and legs when sheâs giving me a cuddle.
But Sue was the last person in the world I wanted to see today because she knows me like Bennyâs mum knows him. I think Bennyâs mum has got special powers because she can get inside his brain and know the thoughts as heâs thinking them.
Also, Iâm a hopeless liar. My face burns up and turns red, as if there is too much blood in my head and my face might explode right off my face! However, Benny is a really good liar but adults donât know this apart from his mum, because Benny is so great, so he doesnât lie to her.
âWeâre going over to Mum and Dadâs restaurant . . .â said Benny as Blindfold put his paws on the car window to say hello, giving Benny time to work on his lie.
Bennyâs Mum and Dad have a vegan restaurant in OverSouth. I like chocolate milkshakes and hotdogs, so I donât think Iâd be a vegan but I do like vegan food.
âHey, Blindfold,â said Sue, patting Blindfoldâs head.
â. . . to help my mum clean the front windows because sheâs afraid of heights,â finished Benny, thinking on his feet.
Brilliant, Benny Boy! I donât know how he can think of things right out of nothing like that. Itâs a gift, I guess.
âOkay . . . â said Sue doubtfully, her beard starting to twitch. âDoesnât your mum usually come over and pick you up, though?â
âSheâs stuck up a ladder. She called me on her mobile. She canât get hold of
Christopher David Petersen