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kinda matters to me."
    Lori sighs. "Jade, for a girl that barely gives anything she says or does a second thought, oh my gosh, you way over process everything in your mind when it comes to Phillip. Why don't you put that brain to better use and start planning your wedding?"
    "One, I like the boy. And two, I am working on the wedding."
    "Really?!"
    "Well, sorta. We watched that show you told us about, but we also drank a whole bottle of wine, and then Phillip kinda attacked me. Lori, he's so freaking sexy. And the sex, oh my gosh, the sex is so...."
    "Jade, I thought you wanted my advice." She is not impressed.
    "I do."
    "But you're not gonna take it, right?"
    "Well, I'm not going to forget about this, if that's what you mean. I can't!"
    "Why does it matter?"
    "I'm trying to determine why I attacked him in the dreams because I have a wild idea."
    "Wow, now I'm really impressed you're asking ME for advice. Aren't wild ideas like Danny's specialty?"
    "Yes, they are, but I called you because I'm thinking about making those dreams come true."
    This sinks in, and she says, "Oh my! As in act them out? Oh, Jade, he'll like that!"
    "Well, I hope so, but if I don't understand the dream, it won't be right."
    "Hmmmm, hang on. I'm gonna get Danny and put you on speaker. I actually might be in over my head on this one. We need a boy's opinion."
    I knew I should've just called him in the first place, but I'm happy I called Lori first because she seems so happy about it.
    I hear Danny's deep voice go, "What's up, girls?"
    And I'm like, "So last night, Phillip told me that he used to have naughty dreams about me."
    Danny says, "So? Big deal. We both did."
    "You did!!??" I say.
    "Well, a couple, sure. I mean we were together all the time."
    "Danny! Did you dream about me or lots of girls?"
    "Well, duh, lots of girls."
    "Crap. Now I'm depressed. Phillip probably did too."
    Lori chimes in and explains to Danny, "Phillip told her he used to have naughty dreams about her, and I think for some reason, that reason being she's oblivious, she was surprised by this."
    Danny says, "Jaybaby, pretty much all Phillip's dreams were about you."
    "He told you about them?" Lori and I say at the same time.
    "Well yeah, some of them. We've always talked about everything. You know that."
    "Dang, I thought you guys told me everything too. Now, I'm sad."
    "Don't be. In high school, our dreams were certainly more exciting than what we were actually doing."
    "Danny, you did plenty of doing in high school."
    "Not really. Think about high school sex. It was do it quick, don't get caught, pray her parents don't come home early, pray she doesn't get pregnant. Not exactly dream worthy."
    "I think Jade was considering trying to fulfill some of Phillip's dreams," Lori says.
    "Like his fantasies? Wow, lucky guy. He'll definitely like that."
    "Well, I was thinking about it, but now that I know he had them about other girls, I don't know if I want to."
    Danny says, "Jay, come on, like all his dreams were about you."
    "He told you that?"
    "Kinda, yeah."
    "So what you're saying is that you really don't know?"
    "No, they were mostly about you. I know that because when they weren't, and they were about like a Victoria's Secret model, he would tell me. And most of the time, he wouldn't tell me who the girl was. I would ask, and he would always say, It doesn't matter . It all makes sense now. It had to be you. So you wanna make his dreams come true, huh?"
    "Yeah, but which one? If you talked about it, do you remember, did he have like a favorite?"
    "Yes, actually, he did. It involved you and me getting it on in that little tent we used to camp in."
    "So it was a threesome?" I ask.
    Lori says, "I can't imagine Phillip dreaming that."
    "OH. MY. GOSH!" I say. "Is Phillip bisexual!!??"
    Danny chuckles. "Oh, wait. Maybe that was my dream."
    Lori hmmphs.
    I'm like, "Danny!!"
    And he goes, "Ha. Ha. I'm just kidding. And jeeze, Lori, I was fourteen. Okay, so back on track here. I remember