there on the kitchen island. I even had dreams about it. Do you remember what you wore? Lisa must have dressed you. You had on a short plaid skirt, little white blouse, a navy cardigan. You kinda looked like a naughty school girl."
"Phillip?! YOUR MOTHER'S ISLAND? AND you used to have naughty dreams about me?"
"Oh, yeah. Lots of them. Good ones."
"Like what?"
"I don't know. They would start off with us doing stuff we'd normally do. I never really remembered those parts, but you'd end up attacking me. Like one time, we were sitting on the hood of my car looking at the stars. All of a sudden, you straddled me and attacked me. It was a good dream."
Last night, I laughed and smiled about Phillip's dreams, but now that I'm at work, trying to focus on pulling some figures together for a budget meeting I'm about to go into, my mind is still thinking about it.
Because it's sorta bugging me.
I mean, shouldn't he have attacked me in his dreams? Shouldn't that have been his dream?
I'm about to have a little freak out in my mind when my cell vibrates.
Apparently, Phillip has shared our wedding theme with Danny because I receive a random text.
Danny :) Grooms cake = strippers jumping out!
Oh, wow. That's funny!
Me: Groomsmen dress like Chippendales. Meaning a tuxedo with no shirt for you!
Danny :) Gonna have to work on the abs some more.
Me: Yeah right, what are we up to now, an eight pack?
Danny :) Gotta keep the core strong, baby ;)
Me: Gotta meeting, gotta go.
I go to my project meeting. During the meeting, I keep getting texts from Danny. Nobody notices this except the guy who's sitting next to me and is kinda a creeper. He always makes slightly sexual comments to me. He's never crossed the line really. He just kinda creeps me out. I can tell he's reading my texts because he just almost burst out with a laugh. He tried to hold it in, which caused him to snort coffee up his nose and have a mini choking fit.
10:08
Danny :) Bridesmaids = sexy school girls.
11:22
Danny :) Bridesmaids all dressed in different sexy outfits.
11:23
Danny :) One a sexy school girl, one a French maid.
11:47
Danny :) Reception = All couples swinging, provide masks for anonymity.
11:49
Danny :) Whips and chains for party favors?
It's very difficult for me to concentrate during the meeting, and every time I see my phone light up, I sneak a peek and want to die laughing. Finally, we break for lunch, and although Danny's texts have been entertaining, my mind is still on Phillip's dreams.
I go out to my car and call Lori.
I need to talk about this and probably shouldn't do it at my desk, where everyone can hear about my sex life.
Especially the creeper.
As we were walking out of the meeting, he said, "Sounds like you have some fun when you're not at work, and hmmm, I thought your fiancee's name was Phillip. You're a naughty girl, aren't you?"
And I tried hard not to gag in front of him.
Lori answers, and I'm like, "Phillip told me he used to have naughty dreams about me." I didn't even say hello.
But she goes with it. "And that surprises you?"
"Well yeah, actually, it did, or I wouldn't be calling you about it."
"Oh, Jade. What am I going to do with you? You're so oblivious."
"Hey, don't judge! I need help and advice, and I called you, but never mind."
"Oh!! You called ME to ask for ADVICE?! You never do that! You always call Danny."
"I know, so help me!!"
She makes a little noise that lets me know she's quite proud of this. "Oh well, continue."
"Okay, so in Phillip's dreams, I attacked him. So does that mean his subconscious thought I was hot for him and wanted to attack him, or does it mean his subconscious was hot for me and wished I would attack him, so in the dreams I did? Like if he was hot for me, why didn't he attack me in the dreams?"
"Does it really matter? He wanted you. He's always wanted you, and now you have him."
"It
"Phillip?! YOUR MOTHER'S ISLAND? AND you used to have naughty dreams about me?"
"Oh, yeah. Lots of them. Good ones."
"Like what?"
"I don't know. They would start off with us doing stuff we'd normally do. I never really remembered those parts, but you'd end up attacking me. Like one time, we were sitting on the hood of my car looking at the stars. All of a sudden, you straddled me and attacked me. It was a good dream."
Last night, I laughed and smiled about Phillip's dreams, but now that I'm at work, trying to focus on pulling some figures together for a budget meeting I'm about to go into, my mind is still thinking about it.
Because it's sorta bugging me.
I mean, shouldn't he have attacked me in his dreams? Shouldn't that have been his dream?
I'm about to have a little freak out in my mind when my cell vibrates.
Apparently, Phillip has shared our wedding theme with Danny because I receive a random text.
Danny :) Grooms cake = strippers jumping out!
Oh, wow. That's funny!
Me: Groomsmen dress like Chippendales. Meaning a tuxedo with no shirt for you!
Danny :) Gonna have to work on the abs some more.
Me: Yeah right, what are we up to now, an eight pack?
Danny :) Gotta keep the core strong, baby ;)
Me: Gotta meeting, gotta go.
I go to my project meeting. During the meeting, I keep getting texts from Danny. Nobody notices this except the guy who's sitting next to me and is kinda a creeper. He always makes slightly sexual comments to me. He's never crossed the line really. He just kinda creeps me out. I can tell he's reading my texts because he just almost burst out with a laugh. He tried to hold it in, which caused him to snort coffee up his nose and have a mini choking fit.
10:08
Danny :) Bridesmaids = sexy school girls.
11:22
Danny :) Bridesmaids all dressed in different sexy outfits.
11:23
Danny :) One a sexy school girl, one a French maid.
11:47
Danny :) Reception = All couples swinging, provide masks for anonymity.
11:49
Danny :) Whips and chains for party favors?
It's very difficult for me to concentrate during the meeting, and every time I see my phone light up, I sneak a peek and want to die laughing. Finally, we break for lunch, and although Danny's texts have been entertaining, my mind is still on Phillip's dreams.
I go out to my car and call Lori.
I need to talk about this and probably shouldn't do it at my desk, where everyone can hear about my sex life.
Especially the creeper.
As we were walking out of the meeting, he said, "Sounds like you have some fun when you're not at work, and hmmm, I thought your fiancee's name was Phillip. You're a naughty girl, aren't you?"
And I tried hard not to gag in front of him.
Lori answers, and I'm like, "Phillip told me he used to have naughty dreams about me." I didn't even say hello.
But she goes with it. "And that surprises you?"
"Well yeah, actually, it did, or I wouldn't be calling you about it."
"Oh, Jade. What am I going to do with you? You're so oblivious."
"Hey, don't judge! I need help and advice, and I called you, but never mind."
"Oh!! You called ME to ask for ADVICE?! You never do that! You always call Danny."
"I know, so help me!!"
She makes a little noise that lets me know she's quite proud of this. "Oh well, continue."
"Okay, so in Phillip's dreams, I attacked him. So does that mean his subconscious thought I was hot for him and wanted to attack him, or does it mean his subconscious was hot for me and wished I would attack him, so in the dreams I did? Like if he was hot for me, why didn't he attack me in the dreams?"
"Does it really matter? He wanted you. He's always wanted you, and now you have him."
"It
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