bathroom.â
âThat was you guys?â Paul smiled; had a look of awe on his face. âI heard someone                    almost                      got                             killed in there.â
âI busted him up pretty good for screwing with            Stick.â
I felt sick.
âYouâre going to get                  suspended,â Paul said, but he was still smiling.
âI know.â Bosten jangled the car keys. âSo              letâs go have some fun and mess shit up          before my mom and dad totally destroy Stickâs and my life.â
So much for Bosten trying to assure me it was going to be all on him.
I knew better, anyway. No punishments were ever exclusively limited to Bosten in our house.
Paul beamed. âWait till you see what I got from Francis.â
Francis was Paulâs brother. He was in the army, stationed in Texas, and visited the Buckleys every few months. Whenever Francis brought surprises for his younger brother, it usually meant I was either going to have to watch Paul and Bosten attempt to smoke Mexican pot or blow things up.
That night, it meant both.
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Bosten drove out to the short stretch of low bank beach at Pilot Point and parked.
He left the lights on, and I watched how the dashboard glow made him look green.
âYou might need to drive us home,            Stick,â he said.
I already knew that.
And Iâd seen seventh graders who could roll better joints than Bosten, but I loved to watch how completely inept he and Paul were whenever they got into their âdanger mode.â
Personally, I hated the smell of pot.
But I did wonder how Mom would hold a joint, if she ever smoked one.
Paul reached back between the seats and handed his baggie of weed and rolling papers to me. âWill you    put            this in my bag?â
When I unzipped Paulâs gym bag, a fog of steam and sweat escaped. I almost gagged. It made my hand wet to slip his baggie back inside it. I touched something wet and clothy. I tried not to think about what disgusting article of Paulâs uniform it may have been.
âBuck, the stuff in your bag reeks like armpit,â I said.
Bosten laughed. Paul shoved the dashboard cigarette lighter in to heat it up. It ticked.
I tapped on the back of Paulâs seat. âYou guys canât smoke pot in the car.â
Bostenâs door opened, and Paul told me, âGrab my            bag, Stick.â
âIâm not touching it.â
They spread Paulâs gym towel out on the bank and sat there passing the joint back and forth while I walked down to the edge of the water.
The wind blew back. I couldnât smell their smoke, and I was glad for that. I looked out across the blackness of the Puget Sound and could see, through the fog, the lights of Seattle. I turned back and watched the little orange tip of the joint levitate and cross between two shadows, lying on their backs next to each other and staring up at the stars.
Bosten got up first.
Then he fell down.
Paul started laughing at him.
They were stoned.
âSo check this out.â Paul pushed himself up and dug a hand down inside his bag. He pulled out two things that looked like big green cans. And he pulled out a sock, too, which he let fall limply onto the ground.
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Steve Karmazenuk, Christine Williston