around Selma.
In the past few years Milt had been less an accountant and more, in his words, âa man in development.â He was making money, and money was making him. Bald, with a half-smile resting on his moon-face that widened to a laugh, making his eyes happy slits and his big head roll this way and that in wonderment at lifeâs riches, Milt now seemed happy. Finally, Orville thought, the wolf of failure has been driven from his door. Here before me is a success. Dealing all his life with a sense of his own failure, Orville now looked at Milt with an electric fascination, asking himself, How the fuck has he done it? What the hell has happened to the concept of America as a meritocracy?
The terms of Selmaâs will had a certain elegance. Half went to Penny. The other half, and the family house and car, went to Orville.
There was a catch.
Orville got the money, the house, and the car only if he lived in the house continuously for one year and thirteen days, starting on the day he arrived home. âWhy the extra thirteen days?â he asked Penny and Milt. No one knew. The house was a nineteenth-century Victorian sitting on Courthouse Square in the town center. The car was an elephantine â81 Chrysler New YorkerââThe biggest Chrysler makes,â Milt said. âYour trunk space is amazing.â
Staring down at his sister and brother-in-law from the vinyl runner, Orville said, âLive
here?
Live
here?â
âWe do.â
âIâd die in a month. Itâs blackmail. How could she do this to me?â
âI believe, Orville Abraham,â Penny said, âshe did it out of love.â
âDid you know about this?â
âNo. It was news to me too.â
âAnd if I leave?â
âYou get nothing.â
âWho gets my almost-mil?â
Penny looked to Milt. Milt looked to Penny.
â
All
of it? The whole other almost-mil? You get my mil?â
âNowadays,â Milt said, âa mil doesnât go all that far.â
âLet me be clear,â Penny said. âWeâd rather have you here than have your money. Right, Milt?â
âOh, sure,â Milt said. âSure, sure. Youâre family. Sure.â
âAnd if I go, what happens to the house?â
âIt sits there empty for a year and thirteen days,â Penny said. âIt canât be sold or rented. Then Milt and I get it and we can sell it.â
âAnd the car, too,â Milt said. âThe New Yorker.â
âThe house just sits there empty for a year?â
âHayley keeps cleaning it and Buzzy keeps fixing it.â
âNo dice. Iâll stay out the week, to see you guys and Amy.â
âNo, you wonât,â Penny said.
âWhat do you mean I wonât?â
âAmyâs away at drama camp. Her first overnight camp and itâs
killing
me!â Penny took out a hankie, started to cry. âI will not let you see her unless youâre staying.â
âSheâs my niece! Sheâs my specialââ
âSheâs my daughter, and I will not subject her to your comings and goings at this time of our grief. You know how close she was to Mom. I mean, sheâs taking it wellâsometimes I think sheâs the most mature one in the whole familyâbut when we couldnât even find you, she got that look in her eye and said, âItâs like Orvyâs dead, too.â Sheâs doing okay at camp, but it just about killed me between not having Mom anymore and your not answering my telegram and calls and sending her off. . . .â Penny blew her nose, an astounding
hroonnnk!
She looked up at Orville and said, âI figured youâd say no to this. But this time, for once, Iâm being smart. Iâm cutting my losses.â
âWait. After we spoke last nightâyou didnât even
tell
Amy that youâd found me?â
âIf you had a child, you would