thereâd be a letter each month from her , and I kept a special evening for them too. It was ideal â¦â
Louisa could see that it had been. Now that she wasnât going to marry him herself, now that she regarded him dispassionately, she could see it was the very thing for him: a sentimental attachmentâa long-distance attachmentâneatly compartmented from, not interfering with, the solid comforts of Gladstone Mansions. It was a particularly galling reflection that she herself, at Cannes, had no doubt been merely an Enid-surrogateâF. Pennon on holiday, with time for sweeter things on his hands â¦
âDid she teach you to carry aspirins?â asked Louisa abruptly.
âEnid? As a matter of fact, yes. How did you guess?â
âNever mind,â said Louisa, beginning to eat again. âGo on. Where do I come in?â
But Freddy was still gazing nostalgically towards the writing desk.
âIâd just bought a new seal, an agate,â he mourned. âIt had Semper Fidelis on it.âNow the poor chapâs dead!â
âAnd I suppose Enid expects you in Buenos Aires?â prompted Louisa, not quite patiently. âI still donât see where I ââ
With an effort he jerked himself back to the present.
âActually her boat docks the day after tomorrow,â said F. Pennon. âSheâs come â¦â
Though still eating fast, Louisa met his desperate eye with renewed sympathy. Who wouldnât, thought Louisa, in such a situation, be terrified? To worship afar for eighteen years, and then to have oneâs idol all at once within reach! And not only within reach but positively, so to speakâand soon now, indeed, without metaphorâin oneâs lap! For Louisa had no doubt in the world, she read it in F. Pennonâs every agitated glance, that in those monthly letters he had absolutely committed himself. Enid had come home to marry him.
âCongratulations,â said Louisa, âand cheer up. When does she get to London?â
âShe isnât coming to London,â said F. Pennon. âSheâs going straight to my house at Bournemouth.âWhat else can she do? She hasnât a penny, poor gelâand I can hardly pay her hotel bills! So sheâs going to Bournemouth. Thatâs where weâre going to meet. And thatâs where I want you to come too,â said F. Pennon rapidly, âdear Louisa, just to help me over the hump.â
5
Louisa swallowed the last crumbs of plum cake and rose. At least she had had a good tea.
âDear Freddy,â said Louisa, ânot on your life.â
Just as Hugo when she left him on his sickbed, Freddy stared incredulously.
âBut, Louisaââ
âI quite see why youâve been telephoning me,â said Louisa, more kindly, âI even see that it wasnât a bad idea. Youâve still, so far as I can judge, got to marry herââ
âOf course Iâm going to marry her!â cried F. Pennon, with belated fervor. âDammit, I want to marry her! Only I canât, I tell you I positively canât, be all alone with her for the first few days. Thereâs got to be aâwell, a buffer. Come to Bournemouth just for a weekââ
âYou could hardly introduce me as a buffer,â said Louisa coldly.
âOf course not. I shouldnât think of it. Youâll be a friend I have staying with me. Probably sheâll take it for a delicate piece of chaperoning. I dare say sheâll expect chaperoningââ
âDuennas, in Argentina, are probably still all the go,â agreed Louisa. âHavenât you any female relatives?â
âNo. I tell you youâre the only woman Iâve been able to think ofâyou with your wonderful understanding of a man, you whoâre such a thorough good sortââ
âListen,â interrupted Louisa. âListen carefully. I know thatâs my
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