and closed Marloweâs door behind him.
Iâll remember it, all right,
he thought,
but thatâs a long way from sayinâ Iâll pay any attention to it.
Four
W henever the chief constable was holding one of his press briefings â and how he
loved
to hold his press briefings â he would describe the room in which Woodend was now standing as âThe Incident Roomâ. Once the briefing was in full flow â and his normally high opinion of himself was inflated even further â he would go so far as to talk about it as âThe Nerve Centre of Our Investigation, Located in the Very Heart of Police Headquartersâ.
It wasnât a description that DCI Woodend found it easy to subscribe to. The nerve centre of any investigation that he took part in was, as far as he was concerned, in his head.
Beside, whilst he was willing to admit that he had â in common with most other Northern men from a working class background â an almost complete ignorance of the subject of human biology (that sort of thing was best left to the women, who made a sort of hobby out of it) he was pretty sure that the heart did not reside in a personâs feet, whereas the âIncident Roomâ was quite clearly in the basement.
In fact, the Incident Room
was
the basement. Or rather, the basement
became
the Incident Room whenever a major crime had been committed, but otherwise served as a repository for junk which didnât seem to particularly belong anywhere else.
The junk which had built up since the last major case had been cleared away overnight. Now the basement contained a dozen desks, set out in a horseshoe pattern so that the detective constables manning them could see both each other and the large blackboard which had been erected at the broad end of the horseshoe.
Woodend studied the young DCs for a moment.
Every one of them was talking energetically on the phone, and taking copious notes as he went.
Yesterday, they had all been based in small stations dotted throughout Central Lancashire, the chief inspector thought, and the caseloads they had been handling involved such crimes as burglary, car theft, wilful damage and arson. Now they had been trawled into headquarters, and suddenly found themselves in the middle of a real murder inquiry. All of which meant that they were as excited as little children whoâd discovered, on Christmas morning, that Santa had brought them
exactly
the toys that theyâd wished for.
Woodend nodded to Detective Sergeant Dix â a grey-haired veteran who was supervising the initial phases of the operation â then positioned himself by the blackboard.
He cleared his throat. âFor the benefit of those of you who donât already know me, Iâm Chief Inspector Charlie Woodend, anâ Iâve been put in charge of this investigation,â he said.
The detective constables looked up from their tasks with interest. They all
did
know him â if only by reputation.
âFinish the calls youâre makinâ, then listen up to what Iâve got to tell you,â Woodend told them.
The detective constables galloped through their calls and replaced the receivers.
âLetâs get one thing out of the way immediately,â Woodend said. âThere is absolutely nothinâ glamorous about a murder investigation. Itâs hard work, anâ itâs frustratinâ work, but if we all pull together, we just might get a result.â He paused to light a cigarette. âAt the moment, youâve got only one task in front of you, which is to find out where Bradley Pine went last night anâ what happened to his green Cortina once heâd been killed. Is that clear so far?â
The detective constables nodded enthusiastically.
Kids!
the chief inspector thought, with a mixture of concern, affection â and envy.
âItâs not actually
necessary
, in operational terms, for you to be told the precise