but he is probably best remembered for a picture that earned him a brief vogue during World War II. The film had the members of a New York mob deciding, for God knows what reason, that the Germans posed an even greater threat than the cops. The mob enlisted en masse , went overseas, and apparently won the warâonly to gulp back their tears at the filmâs end as they crowded about their mortally wounded chief while he took his own sweet time to die in Smallâs arms, muttering something unlikely about brotherhood, democracy, and peace.
Smallâs brief moment of fame occurred in an earlier scene in the film which required him to burst into a farmhouse, his Thompson submachine gun at the ready, and capture what appeared to be the entire German high command with the line: âFreeze the mitts, Fritz!â A radio comedian picked it up and for a while it became a popular saying around high schools and colleges. In the mid-sixties some Merry Andrews at an Eastern university decided to hold a Christopher Small Festival, but nothing ever came of it other than a press release.
Small came through the door that led to a bedroom, shook hands with me, and asked how business was. I told him that it was fine.
âMarcie getting you a drink?â he asked and lowered himself into a green overstuffed chair that matched the divan.
âYes.â
He turned his head and yelled back at the kitchen: âMake it two, Marcie.â
There was an answering yell which I assumed to be one of assent. Marcie and Small yelled at each other a lot.
âDoing anything?â he asked and I knew that he was talking about the stunt business.
âNothing,â I said.
âAnd youâre not pushing either.â
âNo, Iâm not pushing.â
âYou could get something if you pushed,â he said.
âThereâs not much demand.â
âThe hell there isnât.â
âLetâs just say that I like what Iâm doing.â
Marcie came in from the kitchen carrying the drinks on a hammered aluminum tray. She served them and then curled up on the other end of the sofa, one foot tucked under her rear in what has always seemed to me a most uncomfortable position.
âYou getting the usual lecture, Eddie?â she asked.
âChris still seems to think that Iâm neglecting a promising career.â
Small stretched out his legs and crossed his ankles. He wore tan, wide-wale corduroy slacks, a yellow short-sleeved shirt, and brown loafers. He had let his hair go grey and his stomach pushed a little at the front of the knit shirt, but his face was still the same: lean and long with a pointed chin, hollow cheeks, a strong thin nose, and deepset dark eyes that he could make crafty or frightened or cruel, depending upon what was called for by the script.
âWell,â he said, âyou have to admit that you invested a hell of a lot of time to get where you were. Now itâs just going to waste. Your old man would be goddamned sore.â
âHeâs dead,â I said.
âHeâs sore wherever he is. I remember when you were just a bratâno more than five or six. He used to tell me then how someday you were going to be top stunt man.â
âSure,â I said, âand for my tenth birthday I got fencing lessons. Just what I always wanted.â
My father had been a stunt pilot, one of the first of that strange breed who descended on Hollywood in the twenties, willing to attempt anything that the writers could dream up for ten dollars and a place to sleep. He never got over the fact that he had flown with Frank Clarke in 1927 when the dogfight for Hellâs Angels was filmed over San Francisco Bay. It was still the highlight in his life when, heading for yet another flying assignment at age sixty-one, he crashed into the tail end of a seven-car freeway pileup, went through the windshield, and bled to death before they got him to the hospital. He left me