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never have a problem getting it on him again, and he’ll wonder why he didn’t think of it before.
    So what’s the proper application etiquette? Opening the package, but not removing the condom, before you actually start fooling around will help things run smoothly when it’s time to stick it in. Don’t do it more than a few minutes in advance or the condom will dry out. If he wants to put it on himself, just let him. If you want to make him feel that his erection is the most magnificent thing you’ve ever seen, kneel down between his legs while you adopt an attitude of solemn worship—sort of like saluting the flag. Since condoms are rolled up, it will take a little practice to figure out which side is the top. Put a dab of lubricant inside the unrolled condom or on the head of his twitching member. Place the condom on the penis head and pinch the rubber tip between your thumb and forefinger to allow some space for what’s to come. Then unfurl the rest, climb on board and go to town. He will have wonderful thoughts of you rallying ’round his mast.
    You shouldn’t even have to think about disposal, because he should know well enough to flush the evidence down the toilet. If he leaves it lying on your floor, or stuck to your wastebasket, think about dumping him. Our not-so-scientific studies would indicate that he’s a pig.
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    Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man After all of the aforementioned, his perky penis will be perfectly piqued for penetration.
    Danny was amazed that most of his women friends think of the penis as one solid hunk o’ burning love. They never really thought about all the penis possibilities, and couldn’t possibly know how different positions feel to a guy. This goes back to fully appreciating the versatile virtues of your dear friend, Mr. Stiffy. Some women think that any old up-and-down pumping motion will do, so they let the guy choose the angle and stroke. Gay men know that every move jostles his joystick differently. That’s why they vary things a lot, and aren’t shy about switching things around midstream. Remember, it’s not just about getting off; it’s like the difference between frozen fish sticks and fresh Dover sole.
    TRACK AND FIELD
    As every runner knows, there’s a different strategy for winning sprints, relays and marathons. If you’re running the Boston marathon, you don’t blast off in the beginning, or you’ll have no fuel left for the finish. Likewise, a sprinter knows that he’s got to fly out fast and furious if he wants to grab the gold.
    Whatever your mark, these tips will get you ready, set and going all the way.
    Sprints
    Although everyone likes to sit down to a full meal, there are times that eating on the run satisfies you just as well and more quickly. Everybody loves a quickie once in a while. For 88
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    gay men, a quickie usually means a hot and hasty hand job.
    For straight folks, a quickie can be anything from a morning eye-opener to a midday snack, whether it’s during a wake-up whiz-bang, a frequent flight or a little elevator ecstasy. If Mr.
    Stiffy pops up eager as a beaver before you’ve opened your eyes, by all means, get him in, get him off, and get him on his way. Your beau will be beaming, and you’ll still have plenty of time to fix your face and handle your hair. Remember, men are always ready for sex and it’s a great way, says Maggie, for you to start your day, too.
    Relays
    Each leg of a relay race propels you to the finish line. Gay guys know that each segment of a sexual encounter has equal importance. In a relay race, each runner holds the baton for a certain segment, but in this case you’re the only contestant, so you have to set the pace or his baton may drop before you reach the finish line. If you’re combining techniques, and by this time you’ll be a pro, you’ll want to give his rod a rest in between, or it’ll be no match for your snatch. So how long