bobbing, hitting a wooden sign. The weather wasnât breezy or anything, but still the branch was keeping the beat, hitting the sign. Words were painted on it: âMiss Vernieâs School of Charm.â Shivers tickled my skin and I rubbed my arms, but the goose bumps didnât go away. Charlene had talked about wanting to go to a charm school to help with her pageants. But werenât charms about magic too? Which kind of school was this?
I ran my fingers along the smooth wood. It was a big sign, and I donât know how Iâd missed it in the first place. The words were faded, and it was crawling with honeysuckle and sweet peas. The two o âs in the word school stared at me like that stuffed owl in my room, just waiting to see what Iâd do.
I crossed my arms and tapped my foot. Well, Iâd found a sign. Was this Daddy being funny up in heaven? This was not the kind of sign I was looking for and he knew it. No, this wasnât my message from Daddy, but still, it was interesting. Maybe even more interesting than Grandmaâs off-limits room. My insides felt like a hopping, fluttering baby bird trying to leap out of its nest.
I peered past the sign and spotted a long shady driveway. Chimes tinkled far away. Goose bumps stung my arms again, but I started walking up the driveway. My stomach tightened with each step. I walked a lot slower than I wouldâve if Billy had been by my side. He wouldâve made it feel like a great adventure.
At the end of the driveway everything turned bright with color, like when Dorothy enters Oz. I saw a big house, as blue as a robinâs egg, but it was dark and quiet inside. I didnât see a charm school sign, so I walked around back.
A woman stood with a silver watering can, sprinkling a great big plant. I didnât know what kind of plant it was because I didnât know the plants down south or when the flowers bloomed or the birds hatched or anything. But this plant was pretty with big cream-colored flowers. The biggest Iâd ever seen.
She looked up at me, and her smile opened like a morning glory. âHello there,â she said, just like sheâd been expecting me. She kept on watering, the drops spilling out like bits of crystal.
I looked around for another building, but all I saw was the house. âExcuse me, is this the charm school?â I was nibbling on my thumbnail again, even though Iâd chewed most of it off on the car ride down.
âIt most certainly is.â She picked a dead leaf off the plant and stepped back to look at it. She turned to me. âDinnerplate dahlias.â
âI never heard of that.â My turtle could crawl between the petals and be lost for weeks.
The yard was stuffed with flowerpots and decorations and statues. I turned in a circle to take it all in. Vines wrapped around trees and trellises, trying to touch the sky. Benches snuggled up to huge bushes. Hundreds of pink roses dangled from a wooden archway. The flowers were brighter and bigger and stranger than any Iâd ever seen, like in a Dr. Seuss book. Wind chimes tinkled, but there still wasnât even a breeze. I felt out of breath, but I hadnât been running.
The lady stood there watching me. Her shoulders were straight and she held her head high, like Charlene did at her beauty pageants. A bad feeling settled over me. âIs this a charm school for magicâor for beauty?â My cheeks burned. Rats. This was embarrassing.
âWhich would you like it to be?â she asked.
Magic , I thought. It was supposed to be a magical day, after all. I lifted a shoulder, and I expected her to scold me like Grandma probably would have for shrugging instead of answering. But this lady smiled at me.
She set down her watering can and looked at me as if I was a flower she was deciding whether or not to pick. âAll students who graduate from this school leave more beautiful.â She brushed her hands off and walked