⦠why, erm ⦠what are you up to, Ferdinand?
FERDINAND Right now? Actually, Iâm collecting signatures.
Ferdinand produces a single page. Jan reads it. Itâs brief.
JAN Right.
Jan gives it back and resumes choosing a record.
JAN (
cont.
) Fugs or Doors?
FERDINAND What?
JAN Fugs or Doors?
FERDINAND I donât care.
JAN Right.
FERDINAND Dubcek was shunted aside still telling us the reforms are on track. He said it again last week. Are you listening?
JAN Yes.
FERDINAND And now theyâre stalling on the censorship thing just like they stalled on the trade (union thing) â¦
A blast of music obliterates Ferdinand. He jumps up and stops the record.
FERDINAND (
cont.
) What are you doing?
JAN Listening to the Doorsâwhat are
you
doing?
FERDINAND Well, forget the Doors for a minute. This concerns you. Youâre a journalist.
JAN Iâm a university lecturer. I just write articles.
FERDINAND That means youâre a journalist.
JAN Okay, Iâm a journalist, but nobodyâs censoring me.
FERDINAND Not up front, and thatâll be next.
JAN Youâre such a defeatist!
FERDINAND
Iâm
a defeatist?
JAN You canât face life without a guarantee. So you convince yourself everythingâs going to end badly. But lookâwhen the Russians invaded, you would have bet on mass arrests, the government in gaol, everything banned, reformers
thrown out of their jobs, out of the universities, the whole Soviet thing, with accordion bands playing Beatles songs. I thought the same thing. I came back to save Rock ânâ Roll, and my mother actually. But none of it happened. My mumâs okay, and thereâs new bands ripping off Hendrix and Jethro Tull on equipment held together with spit. I was in the Music F Club where they had this amateur rock competition. The Plastic People of the Universe played âVenus in Fursâ from Velvet Underground, and I knew everything was basically okay.
FERDINAND What the fuck are you (talking about)â?
JAN Iâm trying to tell you. For once this country found the best in itself. Weâve been done over by big powerful nations for hundreds of years but this time we refused our destiny.
FERDINAND Itâs not destiny, you moron, itâs the neighbours worrying about
their
slaves revolting if we get away with it.
JAN Yes, and we scared the shit out of themâthey thought theyâd started World War Three. Because instead of some Czech stooge ready to take over like in Hungary in â56, all there was was a handful of Stalinists in hiding from a reform movement that refused to roll over. Now theyâre looking for the exit, and weâre still in charge of creating socialism with a human face.
FERDINAND Except for Dubcek, you mean.
JAN Dubcekâs a nice guy, but basically Cliff Richardâhe had to go. Husákâll keep the hardliners on the B side.
FERDINAND Iâm a bitâI feel a bit (dazed)âLet me tell you about defeatism. Defeatism is turning disaster into a moral victory.
JAN (
getting angry
) Canât you function unless youâre losing? Czechoslovakia is now showing the wayâa Communist society with proper trade unions, legal system, no censorshipâprogressive rock â¦
FERDINAND They closed down your paper!
JAN And we protested, and now weâre publishing again.
FERDINAND With conditions.
JAN (
dismissively
) Thatâs only about not being rude to the RussiansâHusákâs a realist, keep them off our backs.
FERDINAND So you wonât sign.
JAN No.
Jan restarts the Velvet Underground record on the track âWaiting for the Manâ. As Ferdinand walks out without a word â¦
JAN (
cont.) (shouts
) What you need to do, Ferdinand, is cheer up.
Blackout and âWaiting for the Manâ continuing through amps.
Smash cut to:
Exterior. Evening. February 1971.
A man dressed for February, fur-capped and mufflered into anonymity, carrying