âSheâll be performing the neurological evaluation.â
An examining bed is pushed against the wall on my right, and on the left, beyond a secretarial-style desk, stands a short, androidlike machine that reminds me vaguely of my optometristâs office.
Judy holds out a folded hospital gown. âPlease put this on,â she says and points to a door behind her. âChange in there, and weâll get started with the exam.â
Batista and Gates are discussing something about Arizona when I open the door and step back into the room. The gown is oversized and drafty. My hands feel for the back to make sure everything is secure.
âDid I hear something about Arizona?â
âI was just telling Mr. Batista about the desert climate in Phoenix,â Gates says. âAnd how hot it gets.â
âEven in September,â Batista adds.
âYeah, butââ
âBut itâs a dry heat, right?â Gates laughs.
I respond with an obligatory chuckle, but Mistyâs serious expression doesnât change at all. Her face might have been cast in plaster.
âLetâs get started,â Judy barks. She gestures toward the examining bed. âStand there.â
I do so.
âHold your hands out like this,â she says, and extends her arms outward, even with her shoulders, parallel to the floor.
âGreat. Now, while keeping your elbow outstretched, bend your arm and touch your nose with your index finger.â
This seems easy enough.
âOkay, now close your eyes and do the same thing. Great. Now do the same with your left hand. Great. Now . . .â
She runs through a standard neurological physical examinationâmeasuring my ability to sense pressure, vibration, and temperature; evaluating my gait, balance, and reflexesâand then we move to the android.
âThis instrument will evaluate your vision by surveying different areas of the eyeballâthe cornea, iris, lens, conjunctiva, et ceteraâand then by measuring your response to moving visual stimuli.â
She makes a few adjustments to the machine and then instructs me to follow a point of yellow light as it dances through a black void. By my watch, the test lasts less than three minutes, but somehow it seems to drag on for hours.
âThatâs great, Mr. Fisher. Weâre almost done here. All I need from you now is a urine sample, and then weâll measure your height and weight. Youâll find specimen cups above the sink in the bathroom, which is across the hall. Are you currently taking any medications?â
âNo.â
âVery well then.â
The spectators part as I walk toward them on my way into the hall. Mistyâs face reads pure exasperation. She doesnât say anything, however, and neither do the two suits. I trudge across the hall andâ
âMr. Fisher?â
Itâs Judy. She has followed me into the hall.
âI think I can handle this test on my own.â
âI know that,â she barks. âBut I forgot to tell you to save some.â
âIâm sorry?â
âFor the test afterwards,â she explains. âSince your body will interpret the transmission as instantaneous, there wonât be any urine left if you completely empty your bladder now.â
A genuine smile spreads across my faceâthe first of its kind since I entered this buildingâand I nod to Judy.
âSo I should save some.â
âYes.â
âNo problem.â
But my humor dissipates quickly. An unfamiliar man looks back at me from the bathroom mirror, a man whose face shimmers with fear. Certainly they must all see it. Surely they must know that my heart now beats in my throat, must know the bitter taste of adrenaline in my mouth. Their machine, after all, is going to disrupt my body at the quantum level and then use the effects of something known as EPR correlation to reassemble me twelve hundred miles awayâby far the most
R. C. Farrington, Jason Farrington