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it off.”
    “Hmm,” I said. I turned to Catherine and asked her: “What would you do?”
    “It’s totally your call,” she said, “but if it were me I’d put money towards a resource fund.”
    “Like savings?” I asked.
    “No,” she said; “a resource fund. To help people.”
    “Like those benevolent philanthropists from former centuries?” I asked.
    “Well, sort of,” she said. “But it’s much more modern now. The idea is that instead of just giving people shit, the first world invests so that Africa can become autonomous, which saves the rich countries the cost of paying out in the future. Like, this fieldwork I’ve been doing in Zimbabwe: it’s all about supplying materials for education, health and housing, stuff like that. When they’ve got that, they can start moving to a phase where they don’t need handouts any more. That Victorian model is self-perpetuating.”
    “An eternal supply,” said Greg, “a magic fountain. And I’d tell him to find another girl with a rock-solid ass so I could snort the coke off that when I’d got tired of snorting it off the first girl’s tits.”
    “You think I should invest in development in Africa, then, rather than here?” I asked Catherine.
    “Why not?” she said. “It’s all connected. All part of the same general, you know, caboodle. Markets are all global; why shouldn’t our conscience be?”
    “Interesting,” I said. I thought of rails and wires and boxes, all connected. “But what do they, you know, do in Africa?”
    “What do they do?” she repeated.
    “Yeah,” I said. “Like, when they’re just doing their daily thing. Walking around, at home: stuff like that.”
    “Strange question,” she said. “They do a million different things, like here. Right now, building is very big in Zimbabwe. There’s loads of people pulling homes together.”
    Just then the barmaid arrived with the champagne bottle and three glasses. She asked me if I wanted her to open it.
    “I’ll do it,” I said. I wrapped my fingers round the top, trying to penetrate the foil cover with my nails. It was difficult: my nails weren’t sharp enough, and the foil was thicker than I’d thought.
    “Here, use my keys,” said Greg.
    I wrapped my fingers round his set of keys. Catherine and Greg watched me. I moved my hand back to the champagne bottle’s top, made an incision in the foil, then pinched the broken flap and started pulling it back, slowly peeling the foil off.
    “Shall I help?” Catherine asked.
    “No,” I said. “I can do it.”
    “Sure,” she said. “I didn’t mean…you know, whatever.”
    I peeled the foil right off and was about to start untwisting the wire around the cork when I realized we still had our beers.
    “We should knock these off first,” I said.
    Greg and I started gulping our pints down.
    “Whole villages are getting housing kits,” said Catherine. “These big, semi-assembled homes, delivered on giant trucks. They just pull them up and hammer them together.”
    “And they all slot in just like that?” I asked her. “Without hitch?”
    “They’re well-designed,” she said.
    Greg set down his beer and burped. “There’s a party this Saturday,” he said. “David Simpson. You know David Simpson, right?”
    I nodded. I knew him vaguely.
    “Well, he’s just bought a flat on Plato Road, off Acre Lane. Just round the corner from here. He’s having a house-warming party Saturday, and you’re invited. Both of you.”
    “Okay,” I said.
    I gulped the last of my beer and started on the wire around the cork. It was a pipe-cleaner wire frame, like the frame beneath those dresses eighteenth-century ladies wore. I had to pinch it between my fingers and twist it. I managed this and started working the cork with my thumbs, but it wouldn’t go.
    “Let me try,” Greg said.
    I handed it to him, but he couldn’t do it either.
    “You have to…” Catherine began, but just then the cork flew out with a bang. It only