other hotels. When we finally made it to the restaurant, the manager looked like heâd have a nervous breakdown when we told him we were missing half our entourage. He screamed at us in Italian, but since none of us spoke the language, it didnât do much good.
He had no choice, he had to seat us immediately. We were taking up the entire waiting area. Jimmy didnât show, which hurt. I had told him where we were eating. Of course I had also told him to get out of my room.
Ted sat beside me. He said he had not seen or heard from Jimmy. âHe didnât stop at your room?â I asked.
âNo,â Ted said.
âDid you try calling his cell?â
Ted looked annoyed. âIâm not his babysitter. I offered him a place to crash. If he doesnât want it, thatâs his business.â
I touched Tedâs arm. âYouâre right. Sorry.â
Ted tried to act casual, and would have succeeded if he didnât sound like he was choking on his next question. âYou two back together?â
âAbsolutely not,â I said.
The food was excellent. I had a pasta dish with shrimp. The cook had seasoned it with a fantastic mix of herbs. The incredible taste quickly improved my mood. By the end of the meal I was laughing with the rest of my class. It might have been the alcohol. Alex had flashed her fake ID and convinced our waiter we were teachers from Apple Valley High. He brought us two bottles of chilled wine that the outside heat caused us to polish off way too quickly.
I cannot hold my liquor. Two glasses of anything above ten proof and I fall in love with the universe. Worse, the love created by my inebriated state usually wants to flow in a direction. And since kindhearted Ted was sitting beside me, I couldnât stop thinking how he had gotten us O tickets and fake IDs, offered Jimmy a room, and broken into our minibar. . . . Why, I felt I just had to express my undying gratitude to him.
I suddenly leaned over and kissed him on the lips.
It took me maybe two seconds to realize what I had done.
Shit! Oh, shit!
Talk about sending wrong signals. His face broke into an expression of pure delight. But Debbieâwho sat to his rightâcast me a look so dirty I felt like our friendship wouldnât survive the blow. Plus Ted grabbed me after the kiss, probably hoping our brief oral contact was the beginning of something extraordinary.
âHave I ever told you how wonderful you are?â he said with feeling.
âMaybe once or twice,â I muttered, trying to extricate myself from his arms without being too obvious.
Alex was as drunk as I was. She studied her empty wine glass and waxed philosophical. âWhy is it we always say such emotional crap at times like this? The truth is the feelings you two share are as obvious as a one-way street.â
âHuh?â Ted said, blinking. Heâd had some of our wine.
âDonât be so cold,â I said quickly, diplomatically, still trying to slip from his bear hug. âTed is a dear old friend.â
âFriends,â Alex said, practically spitting the word. âWhat good are friends? You canât fââ
âWhy did you just kiss me?â Ted interrupted, his joy slowly fading.
âBecause I care,â I said.
âAnd sheâs drunk,â Alex added.
âIs that true?â Ted asked, his expression darkening.
âWell,â I said.
âIgnore her,â Debbie said, reaching over and taking one of his hands, which gave me one less hand to escape from. âWhen Jessie gets drunk, she always acts like a whore. We were at this party once where she downed a six-pack and got up and started dancing on the tabletop. She stripped down to her panties.â
Ted released me all of a sudden. He practically shoved me away. He looked upset, confused. âWhatâs going on here?â he mumbled.
âKnock it off, Debbie, would ya? You know damn well that was