thanking the pilot for getting us here safely,â Deanna says. âThey did that when I went to Paris last summer.â
âI didnât know you went to Paris.â
âIâve been to lots of places in Europe. Before my mom took the job in New York, she had lots more time to travel.â
âWelcome to Cairo. Please remain seated until the seat belt sign is turned off,â says an unseen voice in a heavy British accent. âWe are waiting for clearance to taxi to the gate.â The Arabic that follows starts with Ahlan wa sahlan , so I assume itâs the same announcement.
âYou okay?â Deanna asks, staring at my hand.
Iâm pressing the volume buttons on the armrest, up and down, up and down. âFine.â
âYou know what F-I-N-E stands for: Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional.â
All of the above. But I say, âItâs nothing.â
âI know you donât want to be here, but give it a chance. You might be surprised.â
âI hate surprises.â
The man sitting in front of Deanna bangs his armrest and stands up. âThis is ridiculous. Like our time means nothing to these Egyptians.â He climbs over the person sitting in the aisle seat with an, âexcuse me,â but he doesnât sound as if he cares if heâs excused or not.
Once heâs in the aisle, he pulls down his carry-on luggage from the overhead compartment. The flight attendant who gave me the juice comes running over to him.
âSir, please stay in your seat until the seat belt sign is turned off. Itâs for your own safety.â He responds in Arabic and doesnât sit down.
The flight attendant looks at him like sheâs trying to figure out her next move, but before thereâs a showdown, the seat belt sign turns off. The cabin door opens, and the man strides up the aisle away from us.
âCome on,â Deanna says, grabbing her backpack and making her way up the aisle too.
âWhatâs the hurry?â I shout after her. But she doesnât turn around.
Now everyone seems to be in a rush to exit the plane, so I have to wait, standing in front of my seat until a woman with a baby in her arms motions for me to step out of my row. I gesture for her to go on, but she refuses. I take my backpack down from the overhead compartment, then turn to her and say, â Shukran .â
â Afwan ,â she says, and smiles.
I smile back and run off to find Deanna.
chapter
FIVE
When I exit the plane, Deanna is waving like she hasnât seen me in years.
The airport looks normal so far. I mean, nothing seems strange or old, like I expected. It doesnât look all that different from the terminal at JFK in New York.
âWhy did you run off like that?â
âI was trying to catch up with that guy. He was just so rude.â
âSo what were you planning to do? Give him a lesson in manners?â
âYouâd better believe it.â
âYouâre kidding me, right?â
âDoesnât it bother you how American tourists can be so obnoxious? I mean, they give us all a bad name. When my mom and I travel anywhere, if we hear someone complain or act like a total jerk to a waitress or a hotel person, we know theyâre American. My mom says itâs like Americans think theyâre so much better than everyone else.â
âLetâs not exaggerate.â
âIâm not. Youâll see. Next time we hear some pushy person yelling at someone who is just trying to help, Iâll bet you anything heâs American.â
âDeanna, weâre Americans too,â I point out.
âExactly. And thatâs why people like that man make us all look bad. Heâs probably some business guy or government person who learned Arabic to come here and cheat people out of their money. Worse than a tourist.â
âYou know all that from just looking at the guy. Whatâs that smell?â I
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