Princess Lessons Read Online Free PDF

too…like being kind to those who are less fortunate than you, and
being socially aware. This type of thing is called
Character.
    You don’t have to have been born royal to
have good character. In fact, I know a bunch of people who aren’t in the least
bit royal who have a lot of very princesslike qualities.
    They,
like me, are striving to achieve self-actualization. How do you achieve
self-actualization? Well, here are some tips that might help you along your
way.

JUNGIAN TREE OF
SELF-ACTUALIZATION
    To gather the FRUITS of
life, you must start by growing a solid foundation of ROOTS:
 
 
 
Acceptance
Peace
Creativity
Contentment
Purposefulness
Fulfillment
Health
Self-motivation
Happiness
Joy
    Jungian theory states that by
developing the characteristics below, you will reap the awards above:
 
 
 
Compassion
Love
Enthusiasm
Charity
Warmth
Forgiveness
Friendship
Kindness
Gratitude
 
Trust
    See? It’s easy. Be a nice person, and you will not only seem like a
princess, but you’ll also achieve complete spiritual harmony!

    HOW TO
MAKE A FRIEND
by Hank Thermopolis, male
supermodel and recent transplant to New York City from Versailles,
Indiana
    So you are starting at a new
school/modeling agency and you don’t know anyone. That ain’t an excuse to just
go sit in a corner by yourself! The only way you’re gonna make friends is to
be…well, friendly! Smile at people. Say howdy. Don’t butt in on anybody’s
private conversation, but if you overhear a group of folks talkin’ about a
movie you just saw, say, “Hey! I saw that! Wasn’t it cool when that giant alien
bit off that guy’s head?” or something like that.
    If
you’re one of them shy types, try this: Find another shy type. When she’s off
by herself with her head stuck in a library book, go up to her and be all,
“Howdy, I’m new here. Can you tell me where the portfolio drop-off is?” Sure,
she might tell you to get lost. But chances are she won’t. Then you’ve just
made a friend!
    Remember, making friends is only part of it. You
have to keep ’em, too. How do you do this, you ask? Well, by being loyal, never
betraying ’em, and not forgettin’ ’em, even after there’s a giant billboard of
you half-nekked in Times Square.

BE A SPORT
by His Royal Highness Prince René Phillipe August Giovanni
    There’s more to good sportsmanship than just being a good
athlete. You also have to set a good example for others (if you’ve had the good
fortune to be born a royal prince like me, anyway). This means not being a sore
loser. Royals never throw temper tantrums on the playing field, accuse others
of cheating, or throw their polo mallets when they lose. They accept defeat
graciously, giving the winner a handshake and a sincere, “Good game.” Princes
don’t complain about the condition of the playing field or a decision from the
ref, however warranted such complaints might be.
    When a
prince wins a game, he never gloats, does a special dance when he scores a
goal, or sings rude songs about the losers. A good winner always acknowledges
his opponent’s effort, and remembers that he himself could easily be in the
loser’s place.
    Whether skiing, sailing in a regatta, or merely
playing a game of billiards in the palace game room, a prince always plays his
best, is enthusiastic, and tries to have a good time—no matter how badly he
might be losing.
HOW TO BE A GOOD
SPECTATOR
by Lilly Moscovitz, avid
moviegoer and girlfriend of a mouth breather
    Let’s face it: there is NOTHING more annoying than paying your
ten dollars (more if you live in Canada or have purchased popcorn and soda) and
sitting down in a movie theater, only to have the people behind you talk loudly
or kick your chair all through the feature. This is NOT princess behavior. It
is not even human behavior.

    When people
gather together in a public place to