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than premium porn! ” Queen burst into laughter again. “And y'all call me the hoe.”
    “Shhh! My husband might hear you!” Jade snorted, more embarrassed than betrayed.
    Toy picked up the orange and started to peel it. “What's the big deal? You're my girl. I'd never tell anyone anyway. Besides, you weren’t married. Hell, I slept with a Chocolate Drop stripper at my bachelorette party , so join the club . It worked out for me.” She snickered.
    “ That 's not even close to being the same damn thing and you know it , Toy .” Jade rolled her eyes.
    “Yeah, I know... I was one stripper short from being a chocolate hoe cake , so you ’re right… You win!” Toy and Queen doubled over in laughter again.
    Jade snickered. “I can hardly stand either of you two damn bitches! I need to find some new friends ”
    Queen hugged her. “Too damn bad, because you’re stuck with us . Nobody can stand your snooty little uppity ass anyway. You’re the only person I know that can speak fluent bitch in a half a dozen languages. Sorry, we love you and we’re all you got. Love us or hate us but you can’t get rid of us. ” 
    “Not me , I can’t stand her little ass either . She's the reason I have to get rid of my toy collection, with her big mouth fuckin ass! I am not throwing my Teddy Bear away! I don't care what Logic has to say. In fact I’m going to buy me a spare, because I’ve just about wore mine the fuck out!”
    They all laughed heartedly as they shared Toy ’s orange. Jade looked around to make sure Dorian and the guys weren’t trying to ease drop. “One time Dorian had to fly to Chicago to sign this new player. I got horny and pulled out the Teddy Bear. I don’t really know what I was thinking... I stuck that big dick all the way in my poor little kooch... I damn near loss consciousness! That thing hit my G- Spot and I came so hard I saw black. I recovered a few minutes later with that damn thing still inside me. Luckily the baby was asleep. What the fuck? That thing should come with a damn warning label.” They all burst into robust laughter again.
    “I have to ask you Queen... Does he even have a clue what to do with that damn anaconda between his legs? I mean some guys have a big ass dick but no damn stroke. They just lay there and let you do all the work and take as much as you want. I just want to know if he's one of those big dick bruthas that have a donkey dick but don’t know how to ride.” Toy asked.
    “Well, Teddy is not one of those guys. That man in there will wreck a damn pussy if you don’t know how to take a dick. Trust me... If he sinks that damn light pole balls deep in you it’s your fuckin ass. I don’t know what the hell you were thinking Jade.”
    “Hey I'm pleading temporary insanity on that one. Hell, I said I wasn’t thinking. Besides I was as horny as hell. I could hardly fucking walk the next damn day. I was so damn sore. That dick fucked my shit up.”
    “All I can say is that Queen your jaw m ust be unhinge cause I couldn't get the damn thing in my mouth. That's how I almost chipped my tooth. I was trying to get my mouth around it and accidentally hit the on button. I had to schedule an emergency visit to the damn dentist, fuckin with Teddy's Gorilla in the Mist big dick ass!”
    “You're stupid as hell!” Jade laughed as she wiped tears from her eyes.
    “No, I'm serious... Queen let me see if your jaw unhinges or something.” Jade said as she moved closer to inspect Queen's mouth.
    “You'd better fuckin stop playing Toy be for e I smack the hell out of your little as s . My jaw is no different than yours. You and Jade just need to learn how to take a dick.”
    “Yeah! I was going to ask if you gave lessons and shit. I could use some new tricks to pull on Logic's freaky ass. You're one lucky bitch getting to handle all of that US Grade A Prime Beef in there.” Toy snickered as she gave Jade a high five. “Wait a minute...  Hold up Baltimore Hooker... I