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talking about vibrators, dildos and dicks got me horny.”
    Logic laughed, “Sure. Let’s go home. One more thing Mrs. Hart, for the record the birth control pills are going in the trash tonight as well. No more practicing. I think we know what we’re doing. It's time to make a baby. Okay?”
    Queen and Jade snickered simultaneously. “Well, I guess the honeymoon is officially over.” Queen joked.
    “I do believe that you’re right.” Jade giggled and gave Queen a high five in agreement.
    Toy rolled her eyes at Jade and Queen before mouthing, “Kiss my ass Bitches!”
    Jade looked at Queen and they burst into laughter. “Toy are you sure that you don’t want some cake? I’m cutting it right now.” Queen offered.
    Toy looked at her incredibly fine husband. “Logic, can we stay a little longer?”
    Logic chuckled. “Sure, whatever you want to do.”

Teddy Bear

Chapter 4
    Normalcy was quickly restored and the three couples pushed all the bullshit to the side and focused on the real issue at hand, Teddy. Well that's who they deemed as the culprit of the bulk of the tension and friction that transpired earlier. As usual the women congregated in the kitchen and the men retired to the family room.
    Naturally the ladies were pissed at Teddy for more reasons than one. They hated the fact that Teddy was a living, breathing example of how happy their husbands could be if they were never married. They hated him for telling their husbands how exciting and fulfilling it was to be free and single with no one to answer to. It pissed them off that he filled their husband ’ head ’ s with the bullshit that there wasn’t anything better than pussy except new pussy.
    And you probably guessed that Toy despised him mo st of all. Still pissed that she loss their Virtual Fuck Off she remarked. “Teddy gets on my damn last good nerve, cocky ass dick!”
    Queen and Jade burst into laughter after they checked to make sure the guys couldn’t hear them from the family room. “What did Bear do to you?” Queen asked , amused.
    “I can't believe I have to throw all of my damn sex toys away because of his big dick ass! Do you know how much all that shit is worth? Hell I’ve been collecting vibrators since I was eighteen years old. Donkey dick prick!”
    Jade laughed. “That man does have a big ass dick. My daddy has a horse breeding ranch. I've seen horses with smaller dicks than Teddy's. It can’t possibly be that damn big. Can it?”
    Queen nodded an affirmative hell yeah. “Yes , in fact it gets even larger right before he climaxes.”
    “Are you fucking serious? OMG! What the fuck?” Toy commented as her mouth dropped open in shock. “D-A-M-N! God I wish I could fuck that nigga just once. I'd fuck the breaks off of Teddy Bear Davine! Fuck what Logic said... I'm not throwing away my Teddy Bear! That's my favorite toy , e ven though I almost chipped my damn tooth fucking with that monstrous thing.”
    “First of all you'd better not let Logic catch you with that thing! You only get one warning. So I'd advise you to get rid of it. And second... why the hell was it in your mouth?” Queen laughed.
    “I'll tell you why... Because she's nasty as hell!” Jade burst into laughter as well. “She probably had one dildo in her mouth and another in her koochie!”
    “Least I lived out my fantasy with rubber di cks and not Chocolate Pops!” Toy mumbled beneath her breath in retaliation.
    “Oh I know you didn't!” Jade said as she picked up an orange from the fruit bowl and hurled it at Toy, barely missing her head. 
    Queen laughed uncontrollably. “I guess she told your little hot ass!”
    “And I told you not to tell her , with your always on a dick ass !” Jade hissed as she punched Queen hard in the arm.
    “Ouch! Stop that shit hurt. I had to tell somebody, that shit was killing me. Do you have any clue what I had to do to keep it to myself that long ? I practically had to super clue my lips shut. That scene was hotter