need more ice. Send Trent.â
âTrentâs busy.â Niall sighed. âDid we really need to have another party?â
âWhatâs wrong with having a party?â
âI have no idea who these people are.â
âTheyâre our friends .â
âThey are?â Niall glanced over at the flock of spray-tanned, high-heeled chicks hovering nearby.
âOmigod, youâre Niall Crenshaw!â one of them fluttered.
âThatâs what the tag on my underwear says.â
âWow, youâve got your own underwear line?â the girl breathed.
âNo, it was a joke . . . You know what? Never mind.â
âWhat are you doing here?â
He blinked a couple of times before replying evenly, âI live here.â
âOh.â She giggled. âRight.â
He gave her a stiff grin and turned back to Tiffany. In a low voice, he said, âDid you have to tell everyone to come here? Whatâs wrong with your apartment?â
âWe have an agreement,â she muttered back. âI get to hang out here whenever I want. Remember?â
âUm, is that actually written in the contract? I mean spelled out in just that way? And does it really cover inviting half of Manhattan . . . and, apparently, three quarters of Brooklyn?â he added, as another group of people came through the door.
Tiffany took a steadying breath. âNiall, come on. You could be more fun than this.â
He pulled an agonized face before he could stop himself. What had he done to deserve this? Well, heâd signed a fake-relationship contract, of course, but couldnât his contract buddy have been an intelligent, kind, classy woman? Then their fake relationship could have evolved into a genuine one, with a meeting of minds, true affection, and love/marriage/baby carriage instead of this ball-and-chain, counting-the-minutes-till-it-was-over deal?
Well. If his costar had been intelligent, kind, and classy, she wouldnât have needed a fake-relationship contract in the first place. Niall was far from perfect, but he was definitely a few steps up from the scuzzbuckets Tiff usually went for. The whole arrangement was sold to him as the opportunity to âsave her from herself.â His agent and the movieâs producers knew heâd go for it and, damn his bleeding heart anyway, they were right. Of course, it didnât hurt that he was being paid well to squire Tiffany all over the place. Every little bit helped.
Still, it wasnât like he hated Tiffany or anything. She was all right, in her way. She was just . . . exhausting.
He groaned. â Fine. Party on, Tiff.â
âThat means youâve got to be here.â
âDammit!â
âWell, duh, Niall, I canât host parties by myself and let you disappear all the time. That would look really bad.â
âYeah, yeah. I know.â
âSo youâll stay?â
âLooks like I donât have much of a choice.â
âAnd no hiding in your bedroom, either. Or on the roof.â
âLaundry room?â
âNiall!â
âBathroom? Pantry?â
Tiffany just glared.
âOkay, okay.â He sighed, plunked his hands on his hips, and looked up at the concrete ceiling high above, stating, as if by rote, âI promise I will attend this party and not hide in some small , dark place.â No matter how much I want to , he added in his head.
He started to walk away, but she grabbed his bicep and dug her manicured nails into his sleeve. âIâm holding you to that,â she whispered. âNow kiss me, or Iâm calling my agent.â
Once heâd gotten rid of Tiffany and her crew, he turned back to Trent. âSorry. Where were we?â
Trent flicked through his stack of notes. âYouâve got some interest in the LA house. You should have a solid offer by the end of the week. Aggie strongly suggests you take it.â
âEven if itâs a