door. When he sees me, his eyes narrow and a sneer spreads across his large round face. The girls in the booth next to me go suddenly quiet as he strides over and folds his stocky frame into the seat across from me.
âLucifer. What a pleasant surprise.â
I fight the urge to grab Frannie and run. Itâs too late for that. Security roams in packs. Iâm sure Rhenorian has some of his lackeys stationed outside. And I need to know what he knowsâwhy heâs here.
âRhenorian.â I nod at him. âI hardly think this was a surprise.â
An enormous grin spreads slowly across the big demonâs face. âSo, how is this going to go?â
âWell, first, you take a look at the menu,â I say, sliding one across the table, âand when youâve made your decision, the waitress will come take your order.â I glance up at Frannie and Dana, who are staring from behind the counter.
All the humor leaves his face, but the grin doesnât. âYouâve always been quite the comedian, Lucifer, but you canât joke your way out of this.â
âOkay, then. You tell me: How is this going to go?â
âWell, it depends. Easy: You get up and walk outside with me, where we phase back to Hell for your trial. Hard: I pick you up and drag you outside, where we phase back to Hell for your trial.â
âHmm. I see only one flaw in your masterfully devised plan.â
He leans toward me. âSuch asâ¦?â
âWhat am I thinking?â
His face darkens to a brood. âI donât know. Youâve got some Hell-forsaken field or something.â
âThink bigger, Rhen.â
I glance up and see Frannie behind the counter across the room, straining against some unseen force. Matt. I breathe easier knowing sheâs in his field. Even still, her eyes are trained on Rhenorian, her jaw set and muscles tense. I know that look. Sheâs working out how sheâs going to take him down. I catch her eye and shake my head almost imperceptibly. Rhenorianâs focus is on me, and I want to keep it that way. He seems totally unaware Frannie is the bigger target.
Frannie glares at me, and when I turn back to Rhenorian, a frustrated scowl has passed over his features. âI canât read anything. Itâs almost as if you were human or something.â
I tip my head toward him slightly and raise an eyebrow.
He stares at me for a second with a quizzical look; then his eyes widen as he bounds to his feet, knocking the table into me and sending the menus flying. âWhat the Hell?â
I glance at the girls in the booth behind Rhenorian, whoâve been watching cautiously.
âDown, boy,â I say quietly.
He slides tentatively back into the booth, straightening the table. For a long time, he doesnât say anything. He just stares, as if trying to see through me. âHow did you do it?â he finally manages.
âI didnât. It was done to me.â
âSomeone else turned you human? You found aâ¦what? A conjurer?â
I realize that Iâve probably said too much. To bring the conversation back to me, I say, âSo, you get that Iâm not phasing anywhere. You could just kill me and take my soul back to Hell, if it werenât for the other thing.â
He tents his fingers on the table in front of him, and his eyes narrow. âWhat other thing?â
I fix him in a hard stare, and canât stop my lips from curling into a smile when understanding dawns on his face.
âUnholy Hell! Youâre tagged for Heaven!â he says, leaping from the booth again.
âSo, you see, Rhen, if He wants me back in Hell, itâs going to take a little more planning and forethought on your part to figure out how to get me there.â
âWhy the Hell wouldnât He tell me?â
âI donât know. Maybe He thought, with your limited intellectual capacityââ
He shoves the table up