chicks here at school. You knew that,” Dianna said.
Josie raised her head and narrowed her eyes. “Listen to you! You guys are so immature. Stop wondering how big my boyfriend’s dick is.”
“Ah,” sighed Jill. “Bratwurst! Tell us, did you suck his cock?”
“What?” asked Josie.
“You mean he didn’t give you that gentle little push of your head to his privates?” questioned Jill.
“Personally, I won’t go down on any guy who won’t go down on me,” stated Sue. “Equal rights, you know.”
“I just think it’s kind of gross,” said Dianna.
Sue laughed. “Then I guess you won’t swallow.”
Dianna gagged. “Yuck!”
“Yuck! All guys want you to swallow their load!” Jill shrugged her shoulders. “Blowjobs are a girl’s saving grace, like when you have your period, or generally not in the mood. Suck a guy off and you get him off your back.”
“That’s not very romantic,” Josie replied.
“Romance has nothing to do it; blowjobs are maintenance. If you’re not in the mood, nothing sets a guy off like a blowjob.” Jill looked at the girls who were now staring at her. “I suggest you all learn and learn well, ladies. So tell me Jo, are you going to give us the lecture, or do you need a lesson?”
“Did he go down on you yet, Jo?” asked Sue. “Cause if he did, he’s gonna be waiting for you to return the favor.”
“I heard Cindy Althouse sucked his cock last year,” said Dianna.
“You are my best friend. Why are you being such a bitch?” Dianna laughed and Josie rested her head in the grass and stared at the sky. She sighed. “Fuck.”
“So you never went down on him?” asked Jill.
Josie threw her hands over her face and shook her head. “I never thought to.” She sat up. “Shit, I gotta learn.”
That evening, the girls gathered in Jill’s bedroom. Jill carried a bunch of bananas into the room and placed them in front of Sue, Josie and Dianna. “All right monkeys, let’s blow.” She pulled off a banana and handed it to each of them.
“Bananas make me gag,” said Dianna.
Jill and Sue laughed. “Don’t try to shove it in your mouth all at once,” joked Jill, as she reached under her bed for a sex instruction book.
“Holy shit, where’d you get that?” asked Sue.
“I stole it from my aunt.” Jill sat on the edge of the bed. “Okay girls—fellatio.”
“What?” said Josie.
“Fellatio, the appropriate term for a blowjob,” Jill said, leafing through the pages.
“It sounds like a dessert, like gelato,” Josie remarked.
The girls laughed. “Well, it kind of is a dessert. In fact I read you can cook with semen. There is actually a cookbook that uses semen as an ingredient,” said Jill.
Sue sat up on the bed. “Like what?”
Jill laughed. “Pound cake!”
The girls laughed until tears streamed down their cheeks.
“Wow, you are quite the expert on penises,” said Dianna.
“They are my passion,” Jill flipped to the oral sex section of the book. “Okay, let’s get serious. Now, peel your banana. The fruit has more of the texture of a guy’s dick than the peel.” Jill held the end of the banana firmly in her hand. “Now, you want to make sure to hold at the base so you have control, if not, he’s gonna jam it down your throat. In order to keep