been asking. We folks have been so busy just living, we never figured anyone would come, gather his spit, grab a spade, and dig!â
âI apologize.â
âNow youâll want a practical history. Iâll give it to you. Write it down, Mr. Cardiff, write it down. Over the years, when visitors arrived, they got bored quick, and left even quicker. We tried to look like every other town. We put on nice false-front funerals, hearse and all, real flowers, live organ music, but empty coffins with shut lids, just to impress. We were going to hold a pretend funeral tomorrow, show off, so youâd be assured we sometimes dieââ
âSometimes?!â cried Cardiff.
âWell, it has been a while. Cars occasionally run over us. Someone might fall from a ladder.â
âNo diseases, whooping cough, pneumonia?â
âWe donât whoop and we donât cough. We wear out ⦠slow.â
â How slow?â
âOh, at last count, just aboutââ
â How slow?!â
âOne hundred, two hundred years.â
â Which?â
âWe figure about two hundred. Itâs still too early to tell. Weâve only been at this since 1864, â65, Lincolnâs time.â
â All of you?â
âAll.â
âNef, too?â
âWouldnât lie.â
âBut sheâs younger than I am!â
âYour grandma, maybe.â
âMy God!â
âGod put us up to it. But itâs the weather, mostly. And, well now, the wine.â
Cardiff stared at his empty glass.
âThe wine makes you live to two hundred?!â
âUnless it kills you before breakfast. Finish your glass, Mr. Cardiff, finish your glass.â
CHAPTER 17
Elias Culpepper leaned forward to scan Cardiffâs notepad.
âYou got any more doubts, indecisions, or opinions?â
Cardiff mused over his notes. âThere donât seem to be any roaring businesses in Summerton.â
âA few mice but no buffalo.â
âNo travel agencies, just a train station about to sink in the dust. Main road is mostly potholes. No one seems to leave, and very few arrive. How in Hades do you all survive?â
âThink.â Culpepper sucked on his pipe.
âI am, dammit!â
âYou heard about the lilies of the field. We toil not, neither do we spin. Just like you. You donât have to move, do you? On occasion, maybe, like tonight. But mostly you travel back and forth between your ears. Yes?â
âMy God!â Cardiff cried, clutching his notepad. âHideaways. Loners. Recluses. By the scores of dozens. Youâre writers!â
âYou can say that again.â
âWriters!â
âIn every room, attic, broom-closet, or basement, both sides of the street right out to the edge of town.â
âThe whole town, everybody?â
âAll but a few lazy illiterates.â
âThatâs unheard of.â
âYou heard it now.â
âSalzburg, a town full of musicians, composers, conductors. Geneva, chock-full of bankers, clockmakers, walking wounded ski dropouts. Nantucket, once anyway, ships, sailors, and whale-widow wives. But this, this !â
Cardiff jumped up and stared wildly toward the midnight town.
âDonât listen for typewriters,â advised Culpepper. âJust quiet things.â
Pens, pencils, pads, paper, thought Cardiff. Whispers of lead or ink. Summer quiet thoughts on summer quiet noons.
âWriters,â murmured Cardiff, spying this house or that, across the street, ânever have to get up and go. And no one knows what color you are, by mail, or what sex, or how tall or how short. Could be a company of midgets, a sideshow of giants. Writers. Godfrey Daniel!â
âWatch your language.â
Cardiff turned to stare down at his companion. âBut they canât all be successful?â
âMostly.â
âWould I know any of their names?â
âIf