we flush out this old goof ball artist and told him it was pure Chinese H from The Ling Dynasty and Doc shoots the whole pint of green right into the main line and the Yellow Jacket turns fibrous grey green and withered up like an old turnip and I said: âIâm getting out of here, me,â and Doc said: âAn unworthy vessel obviouslyâSo I have now decided that junk is not green but blue.â
So he buys a lot of tubes and globes and they are flickering in the basement this battery of tubes metal vapor and quicksilver and pulsing blue spheres and a smell of ozone and a little high-fi blue note fixed you right to metal this junk note tinkling through your crystals and a heavy blue silence fell klunk âand all the words turned to cold liquid metal and ran off you man just fixed there in a cool blue mist of vaporized bank notesâWe found out later that the metal junkies were all radioactive and subject to explode if two of them came into contactâAt this point in our researches we intersected The Nova Policeâ
Chinese Laundry
CHINESE LAUNDRY
When young Sutherland asked me to procure him a commission with the nova police, I jokingly answered: âBring in Winkhorst, technician and chemist for The Lazarus Pharmaceutical Company, and we will discuss the matter.â
âIs this Winkhorst a nova criminal?â
âNo just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation.â
I was thinking of course that he knew nothing of the methods by which such people are brought in for interrogationâIt is a precision operationâFirst we send out a series of agentsâ(usually in the guise of journalists)âto contact Winkhorst and expose him to a battery of stimulus unitsâThe contact agents talk and record the response on all levels to the word units while a photographer takes picturesâThis material is passed along to The Art DepartmentâWriters write âWinkhorst,â painters paint âWinkhorst,â a method actor becomes âWinkhorst,â and then âWinkhorstâ will answer our questionsâThe processing of Winkhorst was already under wayâ
Some days later there was a knock at my doorâYoung Sutherland was standing there and next to him a man with coat collar turned up so only the eyes were visible spitting indignant protestâI noticed that the overcoat sleeves were empty.
âI have him in a strait jacket,â said Sutherland propelling the man into my roomââThis is Winkhorst.â
I saw that the collar was turned up to conceal a gagââButâYou misunderstood meâNot on this levelâI mean reallyââ
âYou said bring in Winkhorst didnât you?â
I was thinking fast: âAll rightâTake off the gag and the strait jacket.â
âBut heâll scream the fuzz inââ
âNo he wonât.â
As he removed the strait jacket I was reminded of an old dream pictureâThis process is known as retroactive dreamingâPerformed with precision and authority becomes accomplished factâIf Winkhorst did start screaming no one would hear himâFar side of the worldâs mirror moving into my pastâWall of glass you knowâÂWinkhorst made no attempt to screamâIron cool he sat downâI asked Sutherland to leave us promising to put his application through channelsâ
âI have come to ask settlement for a laundry bill,â Winkhorst said.
âWhat laundry do you represent?â
âThe Chinese laundry.â
âThe bill will be paid through channelsâAs you know nothing is more complicated and time consuming than processing requisition orders for so-called âpersonal expensesââAnd you know also that it is strictly forbidden to offer currency in settlement.â
âI was empowered to ask a settlementâBeyond that I know ÂnothingâAnd now may I ask why I have been