they are, the little devils. Here, hold my stuff for a minute so I can look these puppies over.â She shoved her lotion, deodorant and toothbrush into his hands.
Panic swelled within him. âLook, you donât need those things. Iâm telling you, we are notââ
âOh, these arenât for you .â
âTheyâre not? â The conversation had gone from bad to worse.
She studied the packages hanging on the display rack. âNot unless you change your mind.â
âI wonât, so letâs just go, okay?â He glared at a teenage kidwho was lingering nearby, obviously enjoying the show. The kid grinned and left. Noah lowered his voice. âCome on, Keely. Forget this stuff.â
She ignored him. âThese prices are really reasonable. Maybe I should stock up. Youâd think men would look for inexpensive stores like this, but no. They like to be spontaneous, which usually means paying top dollar because theyâre in a rush. Or worse yet, suggesting we skip this step. Ha. As if.â
He tried again. âAll things considered, I donât think you really need to worry aboutââ
âI make it a habit to have some on hand in a couple of sizes, for emergencies. And weâre here, after all. I really canât imagine a better bargain coming along anytime soon.â She took a package from its hook and began reading. ââUltra-comfort. Unique shape for more freedom.â I wonder what that means?â
âKeely.â
â Noah ,â she mimicked. âHmm. Maybe these are better.â She unhooked another package. âItâs so hard to know which ones are the best, with all these great descriptionsââshared sensation, enhanced pleasure, ultimate feeling.â Oh, look. Hereâs one with a larger tip, and then thereâs the ribbed kind. Which do you think is the best?â She turned to look at him, a package of condoms in each hand, and devilment shining from those green eyes.
He ground some more enamel off his back molars. âKeely Branscom, you are doing this on purpose.â
âOf course I am! I always budget money for a package of condoms.â
âYouâre trying to get me going, is what youâre doing.â
âFrom the way youâre breathing, Iâd say Iâve succeeded.â She grinned. âI really am buying the condoms, Noah. At least two packages of extra-large. And Iâm giving you a chance to tell me which kind you like.â
His jaw was clenched so tight his teeth seemed welded together. âWe are not going to need them.â
âMaybe not. But thatâs the thing about condoms. Thepackages are small and they store well. And there could be a time when you will thank me for planning ahead. Now give me my stuff. Itâs time to check out.â She took her items from him and sashayed down the aisle with her lotion, her deodorant, her toothbrush and two kinds of extra-large condoms.
She obviously expected him to be wearing them before the weekend was over. It was a classic case of damned if he did and damned if he didnât.
3
K EELY HAD JUST LAID her purchases on the checkout counter when her cell phone rang from deep inside her shoulder purse. Damn . Sheâd forgotten about it.
She wheeled away from the counter, startling the young male clerk. âForgot something!â she called over her shoulder to Noah, who, fortunately, was trailing her by a few paces. She figured he was embarrassed for the clerk to notice that she was buying condoms so heâd hung back from approaching the counter. Good thing. Maybe he hadnât heard her cell phone.
It rang again as she made a mad dash for the aisle labeled Feminine Products. If Noah had been schizy about the condom display, he surely wouldnât follow her there. Once she was safely surrounded by rows of tampon and sanitary-napkin boxes, she dug in her purse and took out the
Elizabeth Amelia Barrington