or any of my authors up for auction until I know more than one house would be interested. She was an unknown commodity and things just clicked.â
âAnd Iâm just a shopworn old frumpâis that right?â
No, youâre just a midlist author. Among book authors, there are four kindsâself-published, prepublished, no longer published, and published. Among the last, there are twoâstar authors and the vast majority, midlist authors. There is no low-list author. âOf course not, you have published, whatâtwenty novels in hardcover?â
âAll but one of which is out of print. Iâm not even selling paperback rights anymore.â
âThe paperback market has really constricted. I canât control the marketplace. I mean, itâs not like youâre starving.â
âNo thanks to my agent. It so happens, miss, that I invested large portions of both my late husbandsâ estates in the stock market. The marketplace works very well for me except with my writing. I want to know why.â Enlarged knuckles pounded on the menus their waitperson had left and which neither had bothered to open.
âOkay, send me a proposal on the next book and Iâll hand it around to see if I can stir up enough interest for an auction. But Iâm warning youâthereâs nothing more embarrassing than throwing a party and nobody comes. And Bland and Ripstop is not going to be happy about this. Weâre risking a lot here.â
âNo, my dear. We are risking nothing. Because you are fired.â
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Charlie sat staring at Georgetteâs empty chair and martini glass, so stunned she ordered a hamburger with fries and a glass of merlot from the waitperson and didnât realize sheâd been forgetting to look over her shoulder until someone startled her from behind.
âWell, for heavenâs sakes. Itâs my partner in crime. May I join you?â
Charlie hadnât heard anyone say âfor heavenâs sakesâ since Father Knows Best on Nick. Sheâd have minded, but it was the woman in cream and gold. This was the first time Charlie had heard her speak.
âIâm Bradone and I feel like Iâve known you forever.â Her voice fit her perfectlyâmoderately low, pleasant, mellow, personal.
âIâm Charlie and Iââ And I donât know what to sayââCharlie Greene, and yes, please sit down.â Charlieâd never been fired before. Sheâd parted with clients, but never like this.
âKnow what?â Bradone put down the menu. That laughter Charlie sensed, barely below the surface. âIâm going to be deliciously naughty and have a hamburger and fries too and a beer.â
âWhy are we partners in crime and how did you know what Iâd ordered?â
âOur crime was all that money we won at the other Hilton this morning. I was seated at the table behind you here and overheard your order. And wasnât that Georgette Millrose who left in such an unseemly huff?â This Bradoneâshe pronounced it Brad-own âwas strikingâin her way, almost beautiful. âAnd I know that because Iâve seen her photos and read several of her books. So there.â
âShe just fired me,â Charlie blurted, knowing better. Then, of course, she had to explain in what capacity sheâd been fired and admit to her occupation, which she never did to strangers.
Charlie tried to cut off her urge to confide.
Bradone was Bradone McKinley, and when Charlie asked what she did for a living, Bradone McKinley swirled the end of a naughty french fry into a puddle of naughty catsup and laughed out loud before taking a bite. It must be wonderful to be so happy all the time.
âI play blackjack and sometimes baccarat. I travel the world. I read the stars.â
âAre you a card-counter?â
âIâm an astrologer.â
âDid you know it was