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seat on a stone bench and waited my turn. At this rate, it wouldn't be long.
    "I think I see her," Angelique was saying. "Her hair… it's light. No, maybe dark…"
    A whisper rushed past my ear and I spun, nearly falling off the bench. I fought the urge to look around and kept my gaze straight ahead. The whisper seemed to circle me, a pss-pss-pss that made the hairs on my neck rise.
    Fingers brushed my arm. I narrowed my eyes, withdrawing into that most primitive response—mentally stopping up my ears, squeezing my eyes shut and repeating, "I can't hear you. I can't hear you." As silly and immature as it felt, there was nothing else I could do with people all around me. Just ignore it and hope it went away.
    Someone slapped me. A smack across my cheek so hard I reeled, gasping. Fury followed surprise as I pictured my mother's face above mine, heard her voice: "Don't look at me that way, Jaime. I was only getting your attention"—even as her slap still burned.
    My hand went to my cheek.
    As I looked up, I saw all eyes on me and realized I'd gasped aloud. Even Angelique had stopped and was glaring daggers at me.
    "Sorry. I thought I…" I shook my head. "Never mind. Sorry."
    "Oh, my God, your cheek!" Becky said. "There's a mark. Brian, get the camera over here."
    Damn it. There was nothing more unprofessional than derailing a colleague's seance. Angelique's glares turned lethal. Worse yet was Grady's frown, one that said he hadn't expected such dirty tricks from me, and would need to be wary from now on.
    "It's not—" I rubbed my cheek. "Something stung me. I'm so sorry. Please, Angelique, continue, with my apologies."
    "Actually, I was just going to ask Angel to take a rest," Becky said. "But maybe you can give her a hand instead. Help her pull Tansy out of limbo."
    "I'm not sure I should interfere…"
    Angelique wheeled, frustration blazing in her eyes. Her first big shot and she was blowing it. Damned if she was going down alone.
    "Oh, Jaime," she said, gripping my hands. "I would be honored if you'd help. Unless you think you can't. I'd heard you've been having some trouble lately…"
    I laughed. "I'd love to know who told you that. Let's see what I can do."
    After a few minutes of intense concentration, I wiped sweat from my forehead. Unlike Angelique, I'd been at this long enough to make it look like I was working hard. When I "finished," my hands were trembling, and the cameramen zoomed in on them and my glistening brow. Even Grady looked impressed—though maybe that's because his gaze was glued to my heaving bosom.
    "Oh, I think—" I said finally. "Yes, here she… Can you hear me, Tansy?" I paused. "Good. I was just checking. We had some trouble making contact there."
    Another pause. Then a grave nod. "I completely understand."
    Around me, all had gone silent. Even the most jaded leaned forward, hoping. That's the appeal of ghosts. Hope. That prayer for proof that we exist—in some conscious form—after death. With ghosts, even the staunchest paranormal skeptics wouldn't mind being proven wrong.
    I played into that with the conviction only a necromancer can have—the knowledge that the spirit of Tansy Lane really was out there somewhere. Just not here. Not now. A minor hurdle easily overcome with decent acting skills.
    "I have someone here who'd like to speak to you, Tansy." I moved aside.
    Angelique glanced around, then took a slow step back. "You brought her through. You should talk to her first."
    Becky motioned the cameraman forward. "No, Jaime's right. She helped. It's your turn."
    After a few protests, Angelique gave in and started fumbling almost immediately, now unable to hide behind the pretense that Tansy was out of reach.
    I took my spot on the bench and braced myself against the ghost. It was the only thing I could do, short of claiming illness and forfeiting my segment. Even if this was only going on the DVD, it would be seen by people who mattered, and knowing something about Tansy's background