âNo.â
âNemesis named the troll âYargâ,â Dylan said.
Noticing the confusion on his brotherâs face, he explained, âYarg is Gray spelt backwards.â
Yarg looked seriously annoyed. âWhat utter rubbish!â he snapped.
Dylan cringed at the anger in Yargâs voice. Becoming a troll hadnât done anything for his brotherâs stubbornness, he thought.
Yarg suddenly straightened and yelled at the top of his voice: âTaliyard!â
âTaliyard?â Dylan enquired, looking around to see who or what the name belonged to.
âMy chief troll,â said Yarg as he straightened from his throne and headed towards the massive troll who was coming from his post at the entrance to the room.Taliyard was a giant. While only slightly taller than Yarg, his body weight was almost double his kingâs. He stopped in front of Yarg and nodded his head in greeting.
âTaliyard, how long have you known me?â Yarg asked abruptly, watching his chief closely.
Taliyardâs face blanched at the question. âAh ⦠known you, my king?â he stalled.
Yarg reached out and slapped the back of Taliyardâs head, a strong encouragement for the chief troll to answer. Taliyard swayed forward, just stopping himself from falling onto Yarg.
âAh ⦠three years, my king,â Taliyard said gruffly, rubbing the back of his head with his big hand.
â What ?â roared Yarg, his eyes opening so wide that they looked in danger of bulging out.
âItâs true,â Taliyard said quickly, stepping back out of reach.
âExplain,â demanded Yarg, advancing to close the gap.
âUh ⦠about three years ago, the troops and I is out on a mashing, whacking spree when we hears something groan. We sees somethinâ covered in mud and grass lyinâ on the ground. We moves forward to whack the thing, but when we gets closer, we realises itâs blue, a troll like us,â he stammered out. âAnyways, I asks you what you is doinâ and where you come from. Then you stands up, grabs my club and bashes me over the head wiv it,â he said, his hand moving again to rub the spot on his head, as if it still hurt.
âWhat in trollâs tarnation are you talking about?â yelled Yarg, glaring at Taliyard.
Taliyard blinked at the violence in Yargâs tone.
âIâse talkinâ about you takinâ my place as king. By the time you stops bashinâ me over the head, itâs too late. All the trolls reckonise you as the new king. I doesnât wants to be an outcast, so I just falls in with them. I doesnât mind, though, you is a good king and you does a really good job.â Then musingly, âExcept of course when you says we canât go on whacking sprees so often, or when you says we isnât allowed to pull the wings off the fairies no more, but other than that youâve been a good king,â he said solemnly, nodding approvingly at Yarg.
â Three years,â said Yarg dazedly.
Taliyard nodded his head in agreement. âWeâse had fun teasing the fairies and pixies. Weâse had fun chasing the dragonflies and butterflies â¦â
Taliyard droned on, listing all the things he considered Yarg had been doing right in the last three years. He failed to notice that Yarg was not listening to him. Yarg had stepped away from Taliyard and was sitting on his throne, dazed.
Interrupting Taliyardâs rambling, Yarg asked. âWhy have you never talked about this before?â
Taliyard scratched his head and looked confused.
Shaking his head, Yarg grumbled, âNever mind.â
Yarg stared at Dylan. âI still donât think this story of yours has any merit, but letâs say for argumentâs sake that it does. What do I do now?â
Dylan lowered his head. Once he had mastered the relieved smile that crossed his face, he looked again at Dylan.
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