baby.
Well - it was a clue to his presence there in your study yesterday, said Fatty, seeing Bets eyes fill with tears. But I say - its all a bit funny, isnt it? Do you think Goon is on to some mystery we havent heard about, but which your mother and father know of, Pip, and dont want us to be mixed up in? I know that your parents werent very pleased at that adventure we had in the Christmas hols. I wouldnt be a bit surprised if there isnt something going on that we children are to be kept out of!
There was a silence. Put like that it seemed extremely likely. What a shame to be kept out of a mystery when they were such very good detectives!
Whats more, I think the mysterys got something to do with Gladys, said Fatty. Fancy! To think there may have been something going on under our very noses and we didnt know it! There we were snooping about in barns and sheds and all the time there was a mystery in Pips own house!
Well - well jolly well find out what it is! said Larry. And whats more, if Goon is on to it, well be on to it too, and well get to the bottom of things before he does! I bet hed like to do us down just once, so that Inspector Jenks would pat him on the back, and not us, for a change.
How are we going to find out anything? asked Daisy. We cant possibly ask Mrs. Hilton. Shed just shut us up.
Ill go down and tackle Goon, said Fatty, much to every ones admiration. Ill take his glove back, and pretend to know lots more than I do - and maybe hell let out something.
Yes - you go, said Pip. But wait a bit - he thinks youre in China!
Oh, Ive come back now after solving the case there very quickly! laughed Fatty. Give me the glove, Pip. Ill go along now. Come with me, Buster. Goon isnt likely to lose his temper with me quite so violently if youre there!
CHAPTER V
THE NONNIMUS LETTER
Fatty rode off on his bicycle, Buster in the basket. He came to Mr. Goons house, and went to knock at the door. It was opened by Mrs. Cockles, who cleaned for Mr. Goon, and for the Hiltons as well. She knew Fatty and liked him.
Is Mr. Goon in? asked Fatty. Oh good. Ill come in and see him then. Ive got some property to return to him.
He sat down in the small, hot parlour. Mrs. Cockles went to fetch the policeman. He was mending a puncture in his bicycle, out in his back-yard. He put his coat on and came to see who wanted him.
His eyes nearly fell out of his head when he saw Fatty. Lawks! he said. I thought you was in foreign parts!
Oh - I solved that little mystery out there, said Fatty. Didnt take me long! Just a matter of an emerald necklace or so. Pity you didnt come out with me to Tippylooloo, Mr. Goon. Youd have enjoyed eating rice with chop-sticks.
Mr. Goon was sure he would have enjoyed no such thing. Pity you didnt stay away longer, he grumbled. Where you are, theres trouble. I know that by now. What you want this morning?
Well - er - Mr. Goon, you remember that little matter you went to see Mr. and Mrs. Hilton about yesterday? said Fatty, pretending to know a great deal more than he actually did. Mr. Goon looked surprised.
Now look-ere, he said. Whos been telling you about that? You wasnt to know anything, any of you, see?
You cant keep things like that secret, said Fatty.
Things like what? asked Mr. Goon, pretending he didnt know what Fatty was talking about.
Well - things like you-know-what, said Fatty, going all mysterious. I know youre going to set to work on that little matter, Mr. Goon, and I wish you luck. I hope, for poor Gladyss sake, youll soon get to the bottom of the matter.
This was quite a shot in the dark, but it seemed to surprise Mr. Goon very much. He blinked at Fatty out of his bulging frog-eyes.
Who told you about that there letter! he suddenly said.
Oho, thought Fatty, so
Brian Herbert, Kevin J. Anderson