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said, “I saw the school out the window of the plane; and since I learned parachuting at Principal Camp,I thought that jumping out of the plane would be a lot faster than going to the airport.”
    Mr. Klutz is nuts.
    “We missed you so much!” said Andrea, the big brownnoser.
    “I missed you all too,” Mr. Klutz said. “Where did this swimming pool come from?”
    “Rent-A-Pool,” I said. “You can rent anything.”
    “But why is it in the playground?” he asked. “I nearly drowned.”
    “It was Mrs. Jafee’s idea,” Ryan said. “She said studies show kids learn better underwater.”
    “Where is Mrs. Jafee?” asked Mr. Klutz.
    “She’s, uh…tied up,” I said.
    That’s when Mrs. Jafee came hopping out of the woods. She was still tied up in the sack. It was hilarious.
    “What’s the meaning of all this, Mrs. Jafee?” asked Mr. Klutz.
    “Arurahruhmrah,” said Mrs. Jafee.

    Or at least I think that’s what she said. It was hard to tell because she had a gag in her mouth.
    “I thought I told you I wanted everything to be nice and calm while I was away,” Mr. Klutz said. “It looks like there’s a war going on out here.”
    “Arurahruhmrah,” Mrs. Jafee replied.
     
    Well, that was pretty much the end of Civil War Week. Mr. Klutz helped us untie Mrs. Jafee and take the gag out of her mouth. Maybe she’ll stop trying to teach us her weird ways to learn. Maybe Mr. Klutz will learn how to swim. Maybe Swami Havabanana will get a job as a fizzed teacher in India. Maybe Miss Small will get her job back. Maybe Mrs. Jafee will stop saying weird stuff like “You betcha!” and “okeydokey.” Maybe I’ll get to eat more cake, cookies, ice cream, and candy. Maybe we’ll be able to talk Mr. Klutz into going to the airport like a normal person instead of jumping out of planes.
    But it won’t be easy!

Check out the My Weird School series!
    #1: Miss Daisy Is Crazy!
    The first book in the hilarious series stars A.J., a second grader who hates school—and can’t believe his teacher hates it too!
    #2: Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!
    A.J. can’t believe his crazy principal wants to climb to the top of the flagpole!
    #3: Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy!
    The new librarian thinks she’s George Washington one day and Little Bo Peep the next!
    #4: Ms. Hannah Is Bananas!
    The art teacher wears clothes made from pot holders. Worse than that, she’s trying to make A.J. be partners with yucky Andrea!
    #5: Miss Small Is off the Wall!
    The gym teacher is teaching A.J.’s class to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do everything but play sports!
    #6: Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!
    The music teacher plays bongo drums on the principal’s bald head! But does he have what it takes to be a real rock-and-roll star?
    #7: Mrs. Cooney Is Loony!
    The school nurse is everybody’s favorite—but is she hiding a secret identity?
    #8: Ms. LaGrange Is Strange!
    The new lunch lady talks funny—and why is she writing secret messages in the mashed potatoes?
    #9: Miss Lazar Is Bizarre!
    What kind of grown-up likes cleaning throw-up? Miss Lazar is the weirdest custodian in the world!
    #10: Mr. Docker Is off His Rocker!
    The science teacher alarms and amuses A.J.’s class with his wacky experiments and nutty inventions.
    #11: Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal!
    A.J.’s school bus gets a flat tire, then becomes hopelessly lost at the hands of the wacky bus driver.
    #12: Ms. Todd Is Odd!
    Ms. Todd is subbing, and A.J. and his friends are sure she kidnapped Miss Daisy so she could take over her job.
    #13: Mrs. Patty Is Batty!
    A little bit of spookiness and a lot of humor add up to the best trick-or-treating adventure ever!
    #14: Miss Holly Is Too Jolly!
    Mistletoe means kissletoe, the worst tradition in the history of the world!
    #15: Mr. Macky Is Wacky!
    Mr. Macky expects A.J. and his friends to read stuff about the presidents…and even dress up like them! He’s taking Presidents’ Day way too far!
    #16: Ms. Coco Is Loco!
    It’s Poetry Month and the whole