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“Even onmy day off! But now I must take my leave. You kids better get back to class. Duty calls!”
    Miss Lazar had said “duty” again.
    After she buzzed away on her scooter, Mr. Klutz pulled at the plunger, but it was stuck to his head pretty tightly. He said he didn’t mind, because it had saved his life. But he would look really funny in hats for a while.
    All the excitement wasover, and we had to go back inside boring old Ella Mentry School.

    Maybe someday we’ll find out if Miss Lazar is a real superhero or not. Maybe someday Mr. Klutz will get over his jealousy of Miss Lazar. Maybe someday we’ll find out who put the crayons down the toilet. Maybe someday we’ll find out what chicken pox has to do with chickens. Maybe someday Mr. Klutz will get the toilet bowl plunger off his head. Maybe someday I’ll be able to hear the word “duty” and not start giggling.
    But it won’t be easy!

About the Author and the Illustrator
    DAN GUTMAN has written many weird books for kids. Dan lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. You can visit him on his weird website at www.dangutman.com

    JIM PAILLOT lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird? You can visit him on his weird website at www.jimpaillot.com
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Copyright
    MY WEIRD SCHOOL #9: MISS LAZAR IS BIZARRE! . Text copyright © 2005 by Dan Gutman. Illustrations copyright © 2005 by Jim Paillot. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
    EPub © Edition SEPTEMBER 2008 ISBN: 9780061973499
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