cause the valet to betray a look of mild surprise. âI believe so, my lord. He was in the kitchen with Cook earlier, chattering away about something or other. Will there be anything else, my lord? If not, I shall take these soiled items down to the laundry and return presently with clean linen.â
Through narrowed eyes his lordship followed the valetâs progress across to the door. âYes, do that, Napes. But send the boy up with the linen, and then return yourself. I rather fancy indulging in a long soak this morning.â
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It was some ten minutes later before there was a slight scratch on the door. Experiencing a sense of grim satisfaction, his lordship bade enter, and then watched the most recent acquisition to his household take a step or two into the room, before stopping dead in her tracks. Violet eyes, betraying a marked degree of mingled embarrassment and doubt, widened noticeably, before lowering to consider some imaginary spot on the floor.
âIâIâm s-sorry, my lord. Mr Napes quite failed to mention you were still at your ablutions. Where shall I put these?â
âOh, just put them down anywhere, child, and pass me the towel,â he responded with supreme unconcern, while quite deliberately raising himself slowly from the concealing waters of the hipbath. âLook lively, lad!â
The mild rebuke was sufficient to regain the pageâsfull attention. Then a look of fascinated horror, not to mention utter disbelief, gripped delicate features as those striking orbs remained glued to a certain portion of his lordshipâs anatomy located between the waist and the knees. A stifled exclamation of alarm quickly followed, the pile of recently laundered shirts was tossed in the air and then fell to the floor as though so many worthless rags, a moment before Master Green fled the room as though the devil himself were nipping at her heels.
Highly amused by the outcome of his little experiment, his lordship gave vent to a roar of appreciative laughter, uncaring whether it could be heard or not by his unconventional and highly discomposed young page.
âThat,â he murmured, as he wrapped himself in a huge towel and wandered through to his bedchamber again, âwas most illuminating. Though not particularly flattering, now I come to consider the matter. Iâve never had any unfavourable comments about my manly attributes before!â
âBeg pardon, my lord.â Like a cat on the prowl, Napes had slipped silently into the room. There was in his eye a watchful look, as he made his way towards the dressing table where his master sat, running a comb through his damp hair. There was a suggestion, too, of peevishness about the valetâs mouth.
His lordship could hazard a fairly shrewd guess as to why his valet felt aggrieved, but chose not to pander to the excellent dresserâs feelings of wounded pride at having had an underling usurp his exalted place in the dressing room and raised one hand in a dismissive gesture. âMerely thinking aloud, Napes,â he assuredhim, and then watched as the servant disappeared into the adjoining room.
The strangled cry that quickly followed came as no great surprise to his lordship either. Nor, it had to be said, did the subsequently voiced strictures on allowing unskilled menials to handle clothing of such fine quality.
âFor heavenâs sake, calm yourself, man!â his lordship ordered. âThe confounded garments arenât ruined.â
âNone the less, my lord, the boy must learn to take more care of your belongings ifâ¦if you wish him to share my duties. He should be punished for such tardiness.â
When this advice was followed by a decided sniff, his lordship raised his eyes ceilingwards. âBe assured, Napes, the child was not hired to replace you, or to relieve you of any of your duties. I merely wished to satisfy myself overââ His lordship checked abruptly. âI
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