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Mentry School!”
    â€œYou did it, A.J.!” Miss Brown shouted.
    We were all shrieking and hooting and hollering and freaking out. Now the score was 210–100. We were winning, big!
    It was the greatest moment of my life.

When we were done celebrating, those weight lifters carried a swimming pool out to the middle of the stage. Then they took a big hose and started squirting red stuff into the pool.
    â€œWow, where do you think they got a swimming pool?” Michael asked.
    â€œFrom Rent-A-Swimming Pool,” I told him. “You can rent anything.”
    â€œRound four of the Brain Games will be a surprise competition worth a hundred points,” announced Dr. Carbles. “Dirk School and Ella Mentry School will compete at Jiggly wrestling!”
    WHAT?! They were filling the swimming pool with Jiggly gelatin? That’s crazy!
    â€œI’m not doing that,” said Andrea. “No way!”
    â€œMe neither!” said Emily, who won’t do anything Andrea won’t do.
    â€œWait a minute,” said Morgan Brocklebank. “We have to wrestle in Jiggly gelatin?”
    â€œNo,” replied Dr. Carbles. “Of course not. The principal of each school has to wrestle in Jiggly gelatin.”
    I looked over at Mr. Klutz. Suddenly, he was wearing a bathing suit! He climbed up on the stage and we all cheered.
    â€œWhat does Jiggly wrestling have to do with using your brain?” asked Andrea.
    â€œThe Jiggly gelatin company said they would only sponsor the Brain Games if someone from each school wrestled in a pool filled with Jiggly,” said Dr. Carbles. “Where is Mr. Wilson of Dirk School?”
    Mr. Wilson climbed up onstage.
    â€œI’m very sorry,” he said. “But I’m allergic to Jiggly gelatin. So I won’t be able to wrestle. Is there anybody whocan take my place?”
    All the grown-ups slinked down in their seats. That’s what you do when you don’t want to get called on.
    â€œI will represent Dirk School!” shouted Dr. Carbles.
    That’s when the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. Dr. Carbles took off all his clothes!
    Well, he didn’t take off all his clothes. He was wearing a bathing suit. That was weird. He must have thought he was going to go swimming today.
    Dr. Carbles and Mr. Klutz turned to face each other.
    â€œYou’re going to lose, Klutz!” said Dr. Carbles.

    â€œI don’t think so, Walrus Face!” said Mr. Klutz.
    â€œOh, snap!” said Ryan.
    I remembered that the two of them didn’t like each other. Back in high school, Mr. Klutz gave Dr. Carbles the nicknameWalrus Face, and then everybody called him that.
    As they climbed into the swimming pool, everybody started yelling and screaming. Well, everybody but Little Miss Perfect, of course.
    â€œThis is not a good example for children,” Andrea told Miss Brown. “I don’t like violence.”
    â€œWhat do you have against violins?” I asked her.
    â€œI think it’s a great idea,” said Miss Brown. “ Anybody can wrestle on the floor. It takes creativity to wrestle in a swimming pool filled with Jiggly.”
    A bell rang. Mr. Klutz and Dr. Carblesgrabbed each other by the shoulders.
    â€œKlutz! Klutz! Klutz!” we all chanted.
    â€œCarbles! Carbles! Carbles!” chanted the Dirk crowd.
    In seconds the two of them were covered with red Jiggly, flipping and flopping all over the pool. It was hilarious! We got to see it live and in person. You should have been there!
    â€œYou can do it, Mr. Klutz!” shouted Neil. “We need those hundred points!”
    First it looked like Mr. Klutz was winning. Then it looked like Dr. Carbles was winning. Then it looked like Mr. Klutz was winning again. Then it looked like Dr. Carbles was winning again! It was a seesaw battle, even though there weren’t any seesaws around. *

    Then Mr. Klutz pulled the toupee off Dr.