just some foreign word for âmonkâ, so nobody knows what his real name is. Could care less; heâs just some evil shit who likes killing people. Wouldnât be you, though, since he only started off doing it a couple of years ago, and only last month he was in Iapetta.â
âI see,â Poldarn said. âWell, thatâs a great comfort, I must say.â
âAnd then thereâs number four,â Basano continued. âGeneral Muno Silsny, thereâs another really unpleasant man for you.â He frowned. âNot in the same league as Feron Amathy or this Monach character, and of course heâs not the Emperor, but youâd have to be a total arsehole to be anything like as nasty as he is. And he only popped up a few years back. Hell of a taleteller, Silsny; thatâs how heâs got on so fast. Came out of nowhere; he started off as nothing but a poxy little captain in some outfit of second-rate horsefuckers, but then there was this battle and he got his leg broke, and he went around telling everybody he was snatched out of the jaws of death by the divine Poldarn himself, no less. For some crazy reason folks believed him, and since then heâs every place you look. Fought alongside General Cronan, rest his soul, when he beat the raiders; then he was off fighting the rebels, really making a name for himself. But he must be smart, because he changed sides at just the right time, joined up with the Amathy lot right after heâd kicked shit out of them in some battle, and now heâs commander-in-chief of the home provinces, no less. And you canât be him, either.â
Poldarnâs smile had glazed over, like a properly fired pot. Muno Silsny was the name of the wounded soldier heâd saved from being murdered by looters after some battle in a river; heâd practically tripped over the man, and for some reason had wasted time and effort getting him back to his camp instead of leaving him to die.
âNumber five, now,â Basano was saying. âNow thatâs a dead cert, no way you could be the fifth evilest bastard in the Empire, because sheâs a woman, and youâre not.â
Poldarn had an uncomfortable feeling that he knew who Basano was talking about. âWhoâs number five?â he asked.
Basano grinned. âGood question,â he said. âNobody knows shit about her. Her regular nameâs supposed to be something in one of those crackjaw southern languages, Xipho Dornosomething, and what she calls herself is the Holy Mother of Death or some such shit, but everybody knows her as Copis the Whore. On account of she used to be one, so people tell me. Anyway, sheâs with this Monach character, rattling round with him in the steel-plated carts. Religious nut, apparently; telling everybody she screwed the divine Poldarn and had his kid. I donât understand religion much, but by all accounts this gives her the right to go around burning down villages.â He sighed. âI liked it better when religion was about not coveting your neighbourâs ox, and whether true angels have wings. Anyhow,â Basano said, âthereâs five really, really nasty people for you, and you arenât any of them, so what are you worried about?â
The next morning, Poldarn had a headache, probably due to the smoke or the smell of rotten leaf-mould. Basano woke him to say that breakfast was ready, but Poldarn wasnât hungry. âI think I ought to be getting back,â he said. âTheyâll be wanting to know about the charcoal.â
But Basano shook his head. âCanât spare anybody to go with you, sorry,â he said, ânot with number four starting to burn through, and the wind being about to change any bloody minute. You can head off on your own if you like, but I wouldnât recommend it.â
Poldarn thought about Battle Slough, and decided he didnât like the idea of wandering into it