said, putting her suitcase down on the floor. âYou must be Mrs. Crumb. Iâmââ
âAndromeda Miller. Mr. Archer told me.â Mrs. Crumb nodded, her arms folded over the aggressively flowered apron that covered her equally aggressive bosom. âHe tells me everything. He trusts me like I was his own mother.â
The enormity of the lies in that short speech left Andie stunned, not just at the thought of North telling the old lady everythingâNorth didnât tell
anybody
everythingâbut also at him somehow collating Lydia and Mrs. Crumb.
âI know whatâs best, so you do as I say, and weâll all get along fine.â She smiled at Andie, but her eyes were cold. âThatâs Carter,â she went on, jerking her head toward the boy without looking at him, âand thatâs Alice, and theyâre your students. Everything else,I take care of.â She transferred her reptile smile to the little girl. âIâm the one who stays with the little lambs. They know Iâm the one they can count on.â
The girl ignored her, but the boy looked back at her, his eyes like stone.
If that kid is a lamb, the wolves are toast,
Andie thought.
âSo now that you understand how things work,â Mrs. Crumb went on, âIâll take you to your room.â She took a step closer and Andie caught a whiff of peppermint and booze. âBut donât you get any ideas about me working for you.â
Andie looked at her, exasperated. She might just be feeling threatenedâ
Mrs. Crumb made a short nod toward Andieâs suitcase. âYouâll have to carry that. Iâm not your servant. And Iâll be needing some help around the house, so donât think youâre too good to pick up a broom.â She sniffed. âI know your kind.â
âIâm afraid thereâs been a mistake,â Andie said, stepping on her temper. âIâm not a nanny. And for the next month, Iâm the one in charge.â
âOh?â Mrs. Crumb smiled again, false pity in the tilt of her head. âMr. Archer put somebody he doesnât even know over me?â She chuckled without humor. âI donât think so. Youâll do as I say or Iâll tell Mr. Archer. And then weâll just see what happens.â
The little girl continued scooping orange whatever, but the boy was watching now.
âMiller is my professional name,â Andie said. âMy married name is Archer.â
Mrs. Crumbâs smile froze in place.
Andie shoved her ringless left hand in her coat pocket. âMrs. North Archer. My husband sent me here for a month to fix whateverâs wrong.â She walked over to the table and looked into the bowls, since meeting Mrs. Crumbâs eyes after that lie was not easy. âAfter we make our assessment, weâll decide on the childrenâs future.â
âYour
husband
?â Mrs. Crumb said, sounding torn between outrage and fear.
Andie pointed to the kidsâ bowls. âMrs. Crumb, what are the lambs having for dinner?â
âMacaroni and cheese.â Mrs. Crumb put her chin up. âThatâs good for them.â
âAnd . . . ?â
âAnd what?â
âWhere are the vegetables? Fruit? Protein? Grains? Dairy? You have fat, starch, and yellow dye number two covered, now letâs try fiber and vitamins.â
âI donât need to listen to this,â Mrs. Crumb said, her smile gone now.
âActually, you do.â Andie went over to the cupboard and opened it to see boxes of mac and cheese and jars of pasta in some kind of toxic orange sauce. âOh, my God.â
âYou fancy city people,â Mrs. Crumb said as Andie opened the refrigerator.
There was a jar of jam, a loaf of white bread, a gallon jug of milk that was almost empty, and two squares of American cheese.
She turned back to the table. âYouâre going to have to do better than
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