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her. Agnes hated being looked at.
    Christine stepped into the small space in the middle of the floor and twirled. There was something very enjoyable about watching her. It was the sparkle, Agnes thought. Something about Christine suggested sequins.
    “Isn’t this nice?!” she said.
    Not liking Christine would be like not liking small fluffy animals. And Christine was just like a small fluffy animal. A rabbit, perhaps. It was certainly impossible for her to get a whole idea into her head in one go. She had to nibble it into manageable bits.
    Agnes glanced at the mirror again. Her reflection stared at her. She could have done with some time to herself right now. Everything had happened so quickly. And this place made her uneasy. Everything would feel a lot better if she could just have some time to herself.
    Christine stopped twirling. “Are you all right?!”
    Agnes nodded.
    “Do tell me about yourself!!”
    “Er…well…” Agnes was gratified, despite herself. “I’m from somewhere up in the mountains you’ve probably never heard of…”
    She stopped. A light had gone off in Christine’s head, and Agnes realized that the question had been asked not because Christine in any way wanted to know the answer but for something to say. She went on: “…and my father is the Emperor of Klatch and my mother is a small tray of raspberry puddings.”
    “That’s interesting!” said Christine, who was looking at the mirror. “Do you think my hair looks right?!”
     
    What Agnes would have said, if Christine had been capable of listening to anything for more than a couple of seconds, was:
    She’d woken up one morning with the horriblerealization that she’d been saddled with a lovely personality. It was as simple as that. Oh, and very good hair.
    It wasn’t so much the personality, it was the “but” that people always added when they talked about it. But she’s got a lovely personality , they said. It was the lack of choice that rankled. No one had asked her, before she was born, whether she wanted a lovely personality or whether she’d prefer, say, a miserable personality but a body that could take size nine in dresses. Instead, people would take pains to tell her that beauty was only skin-deep, as if a man ever fell for an attractive pair of kidneys.
    She could feel a future trying to land on her.
    She’d caught herself saying “poot!” and “dang!” when she wanted to swear, and using pink writing paper.
    She’d got a reputation for being calm and capable in a crisis.
    Next thing she knew she’d be making shortbread and apple pies as good as her mother’s, and then there’d be no hope for her.
    So she’d introduced Perdita. She’d heard somewhere that inside every fat woman was a thin woman trying to get out, * so she’d named her Perdita. She was a good repository for all those thoughts that Agnes couldn’t think on account of her wonderful personality. Perdita would use black writing paper if she could get away with it, and would be beautifully pale instead of embarrassingly flushed. Perdita wanted to be an interestingly lost soul in plum-colored lipstick. Just occasionally, though, Agnes thought Perdita was as dumb as she was.
    Was the only alternative the witches? She’d felt their interest in her, in a way she couldn’t exactly identify. It was of a piece with knowing when someone was watching you, although she had, in fact, occasionally seen Nanny Ogg watching her in a critical kind of fashion, like someone inspecting a second-hand horse.
    She knew she did have some talent. Sometimes she knew things that were going to happen, although always in a sufficiently confused way that the knowledge was totally useless until afterward. And there was her voice. She was aware it wasn’t quite natural. She’d always enjoyed singing and, somehow, her voice had just done everything she’d wanted it to do.
    But she’d seen the ways the witches lived. Oh, Nanny Ogg was all right—quite a nice old