hair down to her buttâslipped out, clutching a leather satchel half her size. She sashayed over to me and placed her bag on the ground, bending over to poke around inside it. She found what she needed and straightened back up.
âLook, sorry about that scene in there. I mean, Iâm sure we can agree that what you did was slightly . . . inappropriate. But as Grahamâs handler, I can assure you that he values each and every one of his fans and Iâd hate for him to lose even a crazy one. No offense. Itâs just that you whack jobs are the ones who sit through his movies ten times in a row. Here, pleaseâtake this.â
My jaw hung open as she thrust something into my hand. The elevator opened. I closed my fingers around the paper and stepped inside, turning in time to watch her attempt to hoist her bag back onto her arm, before the doors slid shut and left me in peace. I glanced down at the paper in my hand, which turned out to be an eight-by-ten glossy photograph of Graham Cabot with his signature scrawled across the bottom half.
There was nothing else to do but scream in frustration as I crumpledthe picture in my fist. What WAS it with these people? Was a signed headshot the Hollywood equivalent of a Hallmark apology card?
All of a sudden, I was beginning to question if even the chance to see the glass pyramid at the Louvre in person was remotely worth a summer in the company of these people.
And . . . welcome to New York.
Chapter Four
The elevator doors slid open on the fourth floor to reveal my bag-bundled mother.
âHey, sweetie. I just stopped off in our room to drop some things. Sorry that took so long. I ended up getting a tad bit lost, but I managed to get everything. Howâs it looking up there?â She used her foot to prop open the elevator doors while she wrestled with a bag.
âHow itâs looking is filled to capacity with one personâs ego, thatâs how itâs looking,â I said, still seething.
Mom cocked her head. She pulled her foot from the door and used a free hand to jerk me out into the hallway. âI donât understand. Whose ego? Oh my God, wait . . . are you saying Grahamâs here already? Heâs not due for another hour.â Her voice squeaked a little as she finished the sentence.
However, I was not at all ready to be done with my own tantrum. Not by a long shot. I needed to vent and Mom had landed right in the path of my hurricane. Something about knowing someone was boundby blood to love me made me a hundred percent less worked up over my confrontation with them.
âOh, more than likely he commands the tailwinds as well as everyone and everything else. Because heâs here all right. And he is not . . .â I tossed about for a strong enough word but couldnât find one acidic enough to do my rant justice. I settled for: â. . . pleasant. To say the least.â
Mom had a âdonât even tell meâ look on her face. âAnnabelle Mae,â she said, with a warning note to her voice. âPray tell, what happened?â
âWhy do you automatically assume I did something? I mean, okay, fine, I was asleep in his bed. Whatever. The guy didnât have to automatically jump to his pervy conclusions. At least he could have waited to hear my side of things instead of just assuming I was there to seduce him. I mean, seriously? His ego is bigger than that building out his window!â
Mom was clearly not compelled by my defense. Through clenched teeth, she asked, âAre you saying Graham came into his hotel room after a long day of traveling and discovered a perfect stranger asleep in his bed?â
âWell, when you put it like that, I mean, yeah, but Mom, you should have seen him completely fly off the handle. The guy was a total creeper!â
âWho could blame him?â She put one hand on her hip and then the other, a gesture I matched hand for hand. We stood staring each other
James Patterson, Maxine Paetro