is going to marry a German. How people can forget the Great War so quickly I just do not understand.â
âI donât suppose Georgieâs mumâs beau had much to do with the Great War,â Binky said in his usual affable manner. I didnât like to say that I thought he had probably made a fortune in supplying arms. His industrial empire was certainly wide reaching. âSo did you have a good time in America, Georgie? Were you there long?â
âParts of it were lovely, thank you,â I said. âThe crossing on the
Berengaria
ââ
âYou hear that, Binky?â Fig interrupted. âShe sailed on the
Berengaria
âthe millionairesâ ship, they call her. Something Iâll never be able to do. Obviously I went wrong in life. I should have become an actress and had dalliances with all kinds of men, like Georgieâs mother.â
âYou donât have the looks, old thing,â Binky said kindly. âYou have to admit that Georgieâs mum is an absolute corker.â
Fig went rather red and I tried not to choke on my coffee.
âShe is little better than a high-class tart,â Fig snapped.
âSteady on, old thing,â Binky said. âGeorgieâs mum may have led a somewhat colorful life but sheâs a thoroughly decent sort. Really kind to me when she married Father. She was the only one who could see I was miserable at boarding school.â
Fig saw that this battle wasnât going her way. âYou were missed at Balmoral, Georgiana,â she said. âThe king and queen both commented on your absence. Quite put out that you werenât there.â
âOh, Iâm sure my presence hardly made a difference,â I said, secretly pleased that they even noticed I hadnât joined the house party this year.
âQuite put out,â Fig repeated. âThe king actually said to me, âWhereâs young Georgiana then? Had enough of putting up with us old fogies? Rather spend time with the bright young things, what?ââ
âAnd the little princesses missed you too, Georgie,â Binky said. âThat Elizabeth is turning into a damned fine horsewoman. She said she was sorry you werenât there to go riding with her.â
âItâs probably not the wisest thing to snub the king and queen, Georgie,â Fig said. âThey are the heads of the family, after all. And you know how the queen absolutely expects one to show up at Balmoral.â
That was true enough. It was hard to find any excuse good enough to get out of it. It was even reported that a certain member of the royal clan timed her pregnancies so that she could miss Balmoral biennially. Actually we Rannochs didnât mind it. We were used to freezing cold rooms and the piper waking everyone at dawn, not to mention the tartan wallpaper in the loo.
âWe had a lovely time there this year, didnât we, Binky?â Fig drained her coffee and got up to help herself to a piece of toast.
âOh rather,â he agreed. âOf course, the weather wasnât too kind. Rained every bally day, actually. Missed every bird I shot at. Apart from that it was quite jolly. Theyâve a new piper who plays at dawn.â
âIâm sorry I had to miss it,â I said with a straight face. I turned back to Fig. âSo I hear youâve come into a legacy, Fig, and youâre having central heating put in.â
âOnly a small legacy,â Fig said hurriedly. âMy aunt lived very simply. No luxuries. She was very active in the Girl Guides until she died.â
âAnd youâre just down here until the new boiler is put in?â
âActually we thought we might as well keep on here until the wedding,â Binky said and got a warning frown from Fig.
âThe wedding?â I asked.
âThe royal wedding,â Binky said.
âThe Prince of Wales is finally going to buckle down and get married?â I