had a tough, no-nonsense exterior that had sent more than a few shopgirls running for the hills, but when they werenât catfighting, Shay and SBB worked really well together. I assumed in a fashion emergency such as this oneâwhatever it wasâSBB would already have called in all the reinforcements on her contacts list.
SBB shook her head. âThat big-mouthed know-it-all couldnât keep her piehole shut long enough to make it out of this store. I canât trust her with something like
this
.â She turned around and pointed to the series of clasps on the sports bra. âNow help me get out of this trap.â
âOnly if you finally tell me what this is all about,â I said, freeing her from the aerodynamically designed athletic wear.
When she was comfortably changed into a loose-fitting gray Theory tank and pajama pants, SBBtook a good look around the dressing room, got up on a step stool to turn off a camera over our headsââin case anyone at the security desk can read lipsââand motioned for me to sit down next to her.
I pushed aside the mountain of tracksuits and took a seat.
âOkay, formalities first: pinky swear your lips are sealed. I mean, I know youâre good for it, butââ
I stuck out my pinky to nip her lengthy apology in the bud. âPinky swear,â I said.
SBB took a deep breath and said, âWell, itâs finally happening.â
From her tone, I felt like I was supposed to know what she meantâas if âitâ were the worldâs only inevitability. I nodded, trying to look like I was keeping up with her.
âJR is making his directorial debut,â she said slowly, and very proudly.
JRâJake Riverdaleâwas SBBâs boyfriend, and the biggest pop starâturnedâmovie star (turning director) in L.A. Scratch thatâin the world. He and SBB were an amazing matchâin fact, they were so unwaveringly supportive of each otherâs skyrocketing careers that they were famous in the tabloids for being Hollywoodâs most likely to succeed couple.
âThatâs so exciting, SBB,â I said, leaning in to give her a hug.
âThereâs a catch,â she said gravely. âHe wants me cast as the lead.â
âWhat a jerk,â I joked. âCome on, SBB. Isnât that some sort of Hollywood pinnacle? You guys might be the youngest couple in history to have that kind of sway.â
SBB buried her face in a mound of sports bras. âNot when
everyone
in the industry is expecting me to fail,â her muffled voice wailed.
âSBB,â I said, âwhy would anyone expect you to fail?â
She leaned in and lowered her voice. âThe film is called
Gladiatrix
. I have to battle
lions
. They need me to gain half my body weight in muscle. What if â¦â Her eyes grew terrified. âWhat if I canât cut it?â
So that explained all the athletic gear splayed out around us. SBB was about as aerobically challenged as I was. (Once weâd put on my motherâs cardio-Pilates video in our home theater, only to make it through the warm-up before collapsing on the beanbag chairs with a big bag of kettle corn.) It almost made sense that she thought she could shop her way into the role of a gladiatrix. I put my hand on her knee.
âSBB, Iâve seen you go from your city girl self to asinging Bonnie and Clyde, to a French foreign exchange student, to a Moroccan heiress, all without batting a cat eye. You can act any part you put your mind to.â
SBB turned her lip down. âReally?â she squeaked.
âWhat you need is a trainer, maybe one or two sets of workout clothesââI picked up the scarily heavy silver sports braââand to forget this thing ever existed.â
SBB threw her arms around meâalways the key sign that Iâd successfully calmed her down. âOh, Flannie.â She sighed. âWhat would I do without