months.
âHeâs great. I donât know if I told you this, but he and a couple of his friends have put together a band. Just for fun, you know. Graham plays the drums, and . . .â
I tune out for a short, sweet span. I love my sister, but she does know how to stretch a story. She should have been a novelist instead of a technical writer. Or maybe an epic poet. We are passing Placerville before I notice sheâs stopped talking, as if waiting for an answer. âIâm sorry. What did you just say?â
âHmph. I asked if youâd thought any more about Christmas.â
They invite me every year, and I usually have a good excuse to say no. This year, thereâs no husband, no conflicts, no real reason not to agree. I could lie, but untruths become so tiresome. âYou know I hate to intrude. Christmas is a family day.â
âUm . . . hello? Youâre family.â
âNot Grahamâs, though.â
âBelieve it or not, he takes ownership. Whatâs mine is his, et cetera.â
Truthfully, Iâd rather spend the holidays alone on the moon than pretending good cheer with the Schumacher clan, but I keep that to myself and change the subject. âSo what do the girls want for Christmas?â
âJessicaâs hot for the latest iPhone. Sheâs barely twelve, but apparently all her friends have one. Suzette wants a new snowboard. She progressed really far last year and is ready for something a little more extreme. By the way, sheâs royally pissed that she couldnât come on this trip. Maybe next time we could bring her along?â
âI donât see why not. And what about Kayla?â
âAll she really wants is a way into the San Francisco Art Institute.â
âArt?â Shows how much I know about my nieces. âWhat kind of art is she into?â
âSheâs an incredibly talented illustrator, but what really interests her is computer animation and film. Barring a career there, sheâd settle for graphic design.â
Wow. Who knew? I suppose it wouldnât hurt to show a little interest in the girls. âSo why SFAI?â
âItâs an exceptional art school, and close enough to feel like familiar ground. But itâs so expensive! I donât suppose you have any connections on the scholarship committee?â
âI might know someone who knows someone.â The main campus is very near my house, and one of Finnâs grown children is an alumnus. Yes, Iâm acquainted with people there, or at least people who know people. But thatâs not really the point. âIf tuition is a problem, you can always ask.â
âOh, Tara, thatâs so sweet of you, butââ
âDonât tell me. Graham would never accept my money. But he wouldnât have to know. He could think it was a scholarship, and it would be, from an anonymous benefactress. Anyway, itâs an option.â
There. Christmas gifts accomplished. One iPhone, with AppleCare. One upscale snowboard, plus Tahoe ski trip. And one thirty-thousand-dollar, give or take, tuition.
Five
The conversation devolves all the way to trite as Melody launches a deep discussion about the relative merits of glucosamine for canine joint problems. Seems her seven-year-old golden retriever canât keep up with the junior black lab, and one vet says âyada yadaâ while the second says âyada.â I think we need to spice up this dialogue.
âMaybe Barney should try yoga,â I joke.
âYoga?â She is seriously consternated.
âYeah. Iâm actually considering it myself.â
âI thought you said yogaâs for wussies.â
âIt might be. But Iâve got an ulterior motive.â
âDo tell.â
So I do. And, because I donât want to discuss dogs anymore, I go ahead and add the part about Ben. By the time I get to the pepper spray, we have crested Echo Summit and
Jeffrey M. Schwartz, Sharon Begley