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sincerely.â
âYeah? Well, youâre fixing to see the second act.â
I had already made up my mind to leap into the back of the pickup and show the bird dog the rest of my âroutine,â which would consist of me doing incredible damage to his face.
But just then Billy came out of the house. He waved good-bye to Slim, jumped into the pickup, and drove away.
Just before they disappeared into the storm, Plato yelled, âTerrific job, Hank, really terrific! Itâll be a long time before Beulah and I forget this night!â
âSame here, Bird Dog, and that should cause you to lose a lot of sleep!â
And with that, they vanished into the night, leaving me alone with a huge crater in my heart.
And tail.
Chapter Six: A Sick Baby
T he worldâs best cure for a broken heart has always been a nice juicy bone. The next-best cure is a good nightâs sleep in front of a woodstove.
I had no juicy bones to help me through this dark and difficult period, and so when Slim came to the door and called us dogs into the house, I rushed inside and took my spot in front of the stove.
I still didnât think that a ranch dog had any business . . . I did it for medical reasons. A guy has to take care of his heart.
Did it work? Well, I managed to survive the night, even though I spent a large portion of my sleep time dreaming about a certain collie dog whose name I wonât mention.
And listening to Droverâs wheezing and grunting.
The next morning at daylight, I was awakened by the ringing of a bell. Not one to be fooled twice in a row, I suspicioned that it was the telephone and didnât bother to bark at it.
Okay, I barked at it a couple of times, but I was still asleep when I did it, so technically speaking, I wasnât actually fooled.
I heard Slimâs feet hit the floor in the back bedroom. I heard him running down the hall. Then . . . his scratchy voice.
âHello. No, Iâve been up for hours. Who is this? Oh, Loper. Morning. What time is it? Iâll be derned. It is?â
Slim parted the curtains and looked out the window. âBy gollies, it sure is. Looks like we might be in for a storm. The babyâs sick? Say, thatâs no good. I guess the roads are too bad to . . . Cough medicine? Yeah, Iâve got a bottle of it somewhere. What? Speak up, Loper, I canât hardly hear you!â
âNo, you stay put. Iâll try to make it in the flatÂbed. Oh, it ainât snowing that hard.â He peeked out the window again. âIt is snowing pretty hard, ainât it? But Iâll make it, donât worry. See you in twenty minutes.â
He hung up the phone and stretched his eyelids to get them open. âLittle Mollyâs got a bad cough, dogs, and weâve got to take some medicine up to her. Iâd better find the derned stuff right now, else Iâll run off and forget it, and wouldnât that be cute?â
He shuffled into the bathroom. Bottles clinked. He came out again, yawning and holding a bottle of something up close to his face. âCough medicine, thatâs what it says. Okay, so far, so good.â
He came over to the front of the stove and opened it up. âMove, dog, unless you want to go into the firebox.â
On this ranch, manners donât get much exercise in the morning. The cowboys just grunt at you and threaten to throw you into the fire if you donât . . . oh well.
I moved.
He pitched in some crumpled-up newspapers and sticks of kindling, blew on the coals until the paper popped into flames, and then he added some chunks of fence-post cedar.
Heâd slept in his one-piece red long-john underÂwear and left his jeans and shirt draped over the back of a chair, so it didnât take him long to get dressed.
He went out into the kitchen and flipped on the light switch. Nothing happened. The electric was still out because of the storm. He grumbled about that and made himself a quick
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