attention to Goose he would have noticed him get up and launch a tightly clenched fist straight at his face. It connected, shattering Darrenâs nose and causing him to bite down through his own tongue. Blood gushed out of his nostrils and from his mouth. Darren hated the sight of his own blood and started shrieking and flapping his arms. Unfortunately for Darren that was the image that stayed with all the onlookers, and from then on his nickname was Scream Queen. Screamer or Queenie for short.
Goose put up no defence when questioned by the headmaster, and it was only several of the other studentsâ saying that Darren had incited the whole thing that meant Goose wasnât permanently excluded.
However, following that episode Goose was labelled a âtroublemakerâ in the minds of the teaching staff and thatâs how they treated him.
*
Goose reached the bottom of the stairs, turned left and made his way along the dark hallway to the small kitchen at the end. As he entered he saw his nan hunched over the washing machine. She was wrestling with a large turkey, trying to force it in through the door of the machine. Nan had Alzheimerâs. Itâd been getting worse over the last few years, and when Gooseâs mum and dad were alive his mum was becoming increasingly worried. However, before the accident Nan could still function normally most of the time. Her condition generally manifested itself in an overwhelming desire to organize and tidy. Sometimes her episodes were funny and even useful, like the time sheâd arranged everything in the old kitchen by colour and size. Other times they werenât so funny and not at all useful, like when she hung all Dadâs tropical fish on the clothes line to dry. Though it was a little funny that she had also hung out frozen fish fingers at the same time.
Since the accident, Nanâs condition was worsening by the day and Goose didnât know what to do. It was amazing that no one had noticed and come calling. Goose assumed they had â
slipped through the cracks of the system
â. Thatâs the sort of thing he heard on the news all the time. Though usually it was in connection with some horrible tragedy. Goose was pleased that the system was failing them. He knew Nan needed help, but what would happen to himif she left? He would be put into care, and he was pretty sure he wouldnât be allowed to keep Mutt. He knew this couldnât go on much longer. He would work out what to do. Soon. But not today.
âWhatâre you doing, Nan?â Goose asked.
Nan gave a little startled yelp and turned to look at him. âOh, Goose, you gave me a fright. Didnât hear you come in. Morning, you two, sleep well?â
âWhat are you doing, Nan?â Goose repeated.
âWhat do you mean, love?â said Nan, a sweet-little-old-lady smile on her sweet-little-old-lady lips. Nan was small and white-haired, comfortably plump and rosy-cheeked. She looked like the perfect fairytale grandmother. Except Goose couldnât remember any fairytales where the grandmother forced turkeys into washing machines.
âWhatâre you doing with that turkey, Nan?â said Goose.
Nan looked down at the bird in her hand and frowned.
What a silly question
, she thought.
âWell, itâs not going to cook itself, is it, darling?â
âThatâs the washing machine, Nan,â said Goose.
He saw Nanâs features darken as she glanced at the washing machine, then at the turkey, then at the oven on the other side of the kitchen. He could see the moment writ large on Nanâs face when she realized her mistake. She looked horribly sad.
âOh. Silly old fool,â said Nan in a tiny, pathetic voice.
Goose crossed and took the turkey from her. He laid it on the kitchen table and led Nan to a chair.
âDonât worry, Nan, itâs only Christmas Eve,â he said, forcing a warm and cheery tone into his