grand review and a brigade review, I feared the Grenadier Guards would hate me to a man. But once all the blasted formality was out of the way, they welcomed me as one of them.â
âItâs because you donât put on royal airs. You love nothing better than to share a drink and a smoke with them, and are not averse to telling a lewd joke.â
âThey are good chaps. They donât even resent me getting these grand quarters that belonged to Lord Seaton when he was commander of the Irish forces.â
Charles Carrington lit a cigar. âThe only fly in the ointment is the pair of Grenadier Guards standing sentry outside the door.â
James smiled. âThey are no problem. A sovereign a day guarantees they will turn a blind eye to any illicit activity we care to indulge.â
âI like being here. My life at Buckingham Palace is a prison compared to this. I enjoy the army exercises each morning. Riding and target practice are enjoyable, and even weapon cleaning and learning how to care for my own mount give me satisfaction.â
âRacket ball in the afternoon and gambling in the evening arenât hard to take either,â James declared.
âI had no idea that the Curragh Plain was used to train racehorses. The horseshoe-shaped course is a perfect six furlongs. Iâm a good judge of horsefleshâIâve won most of the bets Iâve placed,â Teddy said proudly.
âWell, if you gentlemen will excuse me, Iâm off to enjoy the hospitality of the
Wrens of the Curragh
.â Carrington drained his claret. âEnjoy your card game.â
Teddy stared after Charles as the door closed. âAre
Wrens
what I think they are?â
âYes, they are prostitutes who service the military men.â James noticed the speculative expression on Teddyâs face. âI wouldnât recommend it, Your Highnessâfar too indiscreet. Why donât you send an invitation to Nellie?â
âBy God, if you could arrange that, James, I would be forever in your debt.â
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Within twenty-four hours, Nellie Clifden arrived in a coach that Lord Hamilton provided. James made arrangements for the songbird to stay at the nearby Magdalene Abbey, and that night when dark descended, his fellow officers took great delight in conspiring to smuggle Nellie into the private quarters of the Prince of Wales.
By the end of a sennight the late visits became a routine part of Prince Teddyâs military training schedule. The Grenadier Guards closed ranks to keep the royal secret from their commander in chief, and from the princeâs governor, Major General Bruce.
âJames, you reign supreme among gentlemen of the bedchamber.â Teddy removed his uniform, and donned a smoking jacket. âI must think of a suitable reward.â
âWell, there is something Iâve been meaning to ask, Your Highness. Now that you have settled in here, I would like your permission to visit my constituents in Donegal.â
âBy all means, James. Since you are in Ireland, it would be remiss to ignore the people you represent in Parliament. I can dispense with your services for a time, since you have provided me with all the creature comforts.â
âThank you. I warrant two or three weeks will be adequate to deal with my Donegal constituentsâ petitions. I should be back by the end of July, or early August at the latest.â
âYour birthday is in Augustâweâll celebrate. How old will you be, James?â
âI shall be an old man of twenty-three.â
âI wish I were twenty-three.â The prince gazed into his glass of claret.
âDonât wish your life away, Teddy. Savor every day, and especially the nights.â
The prince grinned. âIâll drink to that.â
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Grosvenor Square, London
July 23, 1861
âIâm eighteen today!â
Janwillem van de Wetering