They aren't going to like it if Bebe and her latest boy toy get splashed on The National Enquirer, and many of Lady' s more conservative readers—you know we're mostly read by red-state Republicans—may be upset by it, too."
Magnolia took a deep breath. "Seriously, guys—you'll rue the day
you sign a contract with Bebe Blake."
She looked the table up and down, waiting for one of her col
leagues to see the wisdom of her impassioned homily. Silence.
"Okay, then," Jock announced, grinning his beaver smile. "Meet
ing adjourned."
Was there a clue she'd missed? Would a shrewder editor have seen
it all coming? Maybe. Somebody who slept with Jock, perhaps? Defi
nitely. Was the idea hatched by Darlene to make her suffer? Magno
lia, even in a spasm of paranoia, doubted it. Darlene was more
treacherously ambitious than pointlessly cruel; she cared about mak
ing money, the primary credential—along with the ability to avoid
getting bogged down in pesky introspection—for succeeding as a publisher. If Bebe could guarantee Scary the direct route to a bigger pile of cash than Lady did, the company might get behind it. If. Magnolia collected her thoughts, along with her boards, and
headed back to her office.
C h a p t e r 4
The Two Women Who Still Eat Carbs
When it came to running with Abbey Kennedy, Magnolia was what the United States Postal Service used to be. Neither snow nor
rain nor gloom of night—hangovers, insomnia, upstairs party
people—kept her from the appointed rounds. If the two made a date,
she'd show on the dot of 6:45 A.M. Running wasn't all about protecting
her butt from gravity or a sincere interest in heart health—no matter how much Lady preached on the subject. A couple of spins around the reservoir was her Prozac.
Magnolia had returned home late last night; walked Biggie and
Lola, her Tibetan terriers; poured a glass of Shiraz, and promptly
crashed after three sips. She'd had every intention of returning
Abbey's call, greased with apologies, but exhaustion triumphed. Guilt
trailed her as she ran a few blocks east and turned on to Central Park
West to pick up Abbey.
To run, Magnolia wore the usual—whatever was clean and a base
ball cap from a trip to the Golden Door, where for two days Julia
Roberts had been her best friend. "Mea culpa," she said to Abbey as
she entered the oak-paneled lobby of her apartment building. Abbey
quickly popped on her big, black Audrey Hepburn sunglasses, but not
before Magnolia noticed she'd been crying. Next to Abbey, Magnolia was Babe, Paul Bunyan's ox. Abbey could
shop in the teen department and barely looked twenty-four, though
she was ten years older. Crying jag or not, this morning she was
adorable in tiny black running shorts, an orange racer-back running
bra, and shoes that gleamed brand-new. Her dark brown ponytail
looked as sleek as always.
"Okay, tell me," Magnolia pleaded gently. "Sorry I couldn't return
your calls yesterday. Work tsunami. First, talk."
Abbey started to run and stared ahead, her smile zipped into a tight
line." It's Tommy."
"And?"
"Gone."
As they entered the park, Seymour, a neighborhood golden
retriever who'd become Abbey's surrogate canine child, bounded up to
them, Frisbee in tow. Normally Abbey would have given Seymour a
hug, and the Frisbee a long toss. But today she ran past him, pushing
uphill on her twiggy but powerful legs, leaving Seymour looking as
confused as Magnolia felt.
"When I got back from San Francisco Sunday night, I noticed
Tommy had made brownies. They were arranged on that stainless
steel platter he'd got for me at Moss on Valentine's Day." Magno
lia remembered how annoyed Abbey had been—she was romantic
to her last cabbage rose print—when she'd received a serving dish
as a gift from her husband of three years. And from SoHo's bas
tion of ultramodern design, when she was the countess of the flea
market.
"I went to cut a brownie in half and the knives were