because he might die waiting for an answer. âBesides,â he said, âainât nothing wrong with a woman who can pick two bushels of strawberries a day. Nothing.â
I wait as Grandma wipes her hands in the end of her apron and start thinking about when she might tell me how sheâs feeling. First, she takes out her breakfast dishes and puts them on the table. One by one, she pulls out the white plates with the dancing white ladies on them. I want her to hurry up because I canât tell her I cried in my eggs anddidnât finish eating my breakfast until after she finish her ritual.
Finally the words come. âChild, Grandma donât feel so good today.â
There, she said it.
âOh, Iâm sorry, Grandma. Whatâs wrong?â
âNothing special, just old age I guess. How are you this morninâ?â
âIâm okay. Just hungry.â
âWhat you doing hungry, child? Didnât Mer fix you breakfast?â
âWell, she did, but I didnât get to finish because Mr. Charlie came to get her.â
I start praying immediately that Grandma will forget the lie that I just told and donât tell Ma. The last time Ma caught me in a lie she wore my behind out with a plastic cake-mixing spoon. Grandma donât look like she believe me. But she never could stand the sight of a hungry man, woman, or child. âNever mind, just sit down and let Grandma fix you someteat.â
Thatâs her word for something to eat. I donât dare correct her or any of the old folks on RehobethRoad. We all understand what they mean. Besides Uncle Buddy swears that them old folks are a lot smarter than us schoolchildren. They have their own words, like âdorâ for âdoor,â âyes-ciddieâ for âyesterday,â âyonderâ for âover there,â and âbootâ for âcar trunk.â
Right now all I need is someteat and some information about Grandpa.
âGrandma, can I ask you a grown folks question?â
âDepends on what it is.â
âWell, whatâs wrong with Grandpa and why didnât you go with him to the doctor?â
Grandma sits down and pours herself another cup of coffee from the white and blue teakettle thatâs almost black from fire that comes out of the potbelly stove that she loves so dearly. She doesnât even use milk and that means she needs something strong to help her through the day. Before I know it, Grandma is standing up and getting an extra saucer with white ladies dancing on it out of the cupboard. Iâm so happy because I know that I am going to get a saucerful of coffee. âOur littlesecret, of course,â Grandma says. Sheâs the only person on Rehobeth Road that thinks that I am old enough to have at least a taste of coffee. Grandpa and Ma said that coffee makes children crazy. When I told Uncle Buddy what they said, he said, âThatâs the craziest damn mess I ever heard.â Now I ainât old enough to curse, but I know he is right about that being the craziest mess we ever heard.
I was getting ready to sit down when I notice that Grandma got herself a new kitchen set.
âWhy, Grandma, you have a new table and chairs.â
âYes, I do. Ainât it nice?â
âYes, itâs real nice, but when did it come? I didnât see the Sears truck pass our house.â
âThatâs because it didnât come from Sears. Now donât get me wrong, ainât nothing the matter with their furniture. But I have always wanted to order me something out of that Helig Myers catalog that Doleebuck gets in the mail.â
I canât believe it. Furniture from Helig Myers. New furniture.
I rub my hand along the table and think abouthow many Helig Myers stores they must have in New York.
âThis is really nice, Grandma.â
âThank you, child. Your grandpa bought it for me. He finally sold the lumber off of them ten acres