money-making tree.â This was all delivered in a voice that reminded me of Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses , putting his arm around his brotherâs shoulder and assuring him that this time next year they would be millionaires. Oh, except Slippery already is a millionaire, several times over probably.
After that little introduction, he sent over the paperwork, which consisted of long ranting letters from each of TheMoldies but little else. No medical evidence, no real details of the legal case they are trying to make. Which means of course that we need to get them all into chambers for a nice cosy little conference in the next few days. Iâve deliberately booked it to coincide with chambers tea . . .
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Wednesday 31 October 2007
Year 2 (week 5): Bombshell
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I canât pretend that I havenât been worrying about todayâs meeting with my motherâs loan shark. The deal Iâd made last year was that they wouldnât call in her debts and leave her homeless and destitute on the condition that I would agree to take over her loan next year. It all seemed so simple at the time and it is only as the months have gone by that I have started to regret not having the agreement in writing. But then, why on earth wouldnât they allow the debt to be passed to her oh-so-solvent barrister son?
Why on earth indeed? And this is the question I am now left asking as my mother and I try and recover from the bombshell that was delivered today in the form of the loan sharkâs new spiv. He told us that he had it from âon highâ that the loan could under no circumstances be refinanced on their books.
âItâs the credit crunch Iâm afraid. No exceptions. So, Mr BabyBarista, whatever you say was agreed last year, either you pay up the whole amount now or we start enforcement proceedings.â
Now thereâs no way, even with my new place in chambers, that I can raise anything close to the four hundred grand that is the terrifying total of all my motherâs debt.
All of this was bad enough but my worries were then multiplied when I rushed back from the meeting for a drink with Claire. I had had to stop at chambers on the way, to catch up with the BigMouth case and once again I arrived late. After apologising profusely Iâd explained about everything that had happened with the loan shark and she listened with an increasingly furrowed brow,
âI hate to say it, BabyB,â she said, âbut there may be more to this than just the state of the economy.â
âWhat do you mean?â I asked.
âLook, Iâm definitely no conspiracy theorist, but if there is any truth at all in what your MP is saying about the telecom company youâre thinking of suing, well theyâre a pretty powerful enemy to be taking on.â
âOh.â
Then she added enigmatically, âAnd I really donât know what went on between you and TopFirst, but itâs pretty clear to me that heâs trouble and also that heâs the sort of person who would have no boundaries when it comes to wanting to hurt someone.â
âBut he couldnât possibly have anything to do with this loan company.â
âMaybe youâre right. But we both know that half his friends all work in finance.â
Oh.
âListen,â she added. âI donât know anything and Iâm sure Iâm just being extra paranoid because I care about you.â She paused and then added, âBut even so, what is it they say? Just because youâre paranoid doesnât mean that theyâre not after you.â
âDo you really think so?â
âWho can tell?â With which she smiled and changed the conversation.
It left me desperately wanting to tell her about everything that happened last year. About TheBoss and his corruption, but above all about the compromises I had made myself. But on second thoughts, Iâm in too deep to even