I find it so.â
âBut, at any rate, what did she say?â
âWhy,â answered Jack, in a more dismal voice than ever, âshe said, âAh, Jack!â â she called me Jack! â âAh, Jack, I saw you looking for me. I knew you would come after me.ââ
âGood Heavens!â I cried, âand what did you say?â
âSay? Heavens and earth, man! what could I say? Wasnât I a gentleman? Wasnât she a lady? Hadnât I forced her to commit herself? Didnât I have to assume the responsibility and pocket the consequences? Say! Oh, Macrorie! what is the use of imagination, if a man will not exercise it?â
âAnd so youâre in for it?â said I, after a pause.
âTo the depth of several miles,â said Jack, relighting his pipe, which in the energy of his narrative had gone out.
âAnd you donât think of trying to back out?â
âI donât see my way. Then, again, you must know that Iâve been trying to see if it wouldnât be the wisest thing for me to make the best of my situation.â
âCertainly it would, if you cannot possibly get out of it.â
âBut, you see, for a fellow like me it may be best not to get out of it. You see, after all, I like her very well. Sheâs an awfully fine woman â splendid action. Iâve been round there ever so much; weâve always been deuced thick; and sheâs got a kind of way with her that a fellow like me canât resist. And then, itâs time for me to begin to think of settling down. Iâm getting awfully old. Iâll be twenty-three next August. And then, you know, Iâm so deuced hard up. Iâve got to the end of my rope, and you are aware that the sheriff is beginning to be familiar with my name. Yes, I think for the credit of the regiment Iâd better take the widow. Sheâs got thirty thousand pounds, at least.â
âAnd a very nice face and figure along with it,â said I, encouragingly.
âThatâs a fact, or else I could never have mistaken her for poor little Louie, and this wouldnât have happened. But, if it had only been little Louie â well, well; I suppose it must be, and perhaps itâs the best thing.â
âIf it had been Louie,â said I, with new efforts at encouragement, âit wouldnât have been any better for you.â
âNo; thatâs a fact. You see, I was never so much bothered in my life. I donât mind an ordinary scrape; but I canât exactly see my way out of this.â
âYouâll have to break the news to Miss Phillips.â
âAnd thatâs not the worst,â said Jack, with a sigh that was like a groan.
âNot the worst? What can be worse than that?â
âMy dear boy, you have not begun to see even the outside of the peculiarly complicated nature of my present situation. There are other circumstances to which all these may be playfully represented as a joke.â
âWell, that is certainly a strong way of putting it.â
âCouldnât draw it mild â such a situation can only be painted in strong colors. Iâll tell you in general terms what it is. I canât go into particulars. You know all about my engagement to Miss Phillips. Iâm awfully fond of her â give my right hand to win hers, and all that sort of thing, you know. Well, this is going to be hard on her, of course, poor thing! especially as my last letters have been more tender than common. But, old chap, thatâs all nothing. Thereâs another lady in the case!â
âWhat!â I cried, more astonished than ever.
Jack looked at me earnestly, and said, slowly and solemnly:
Chapter 5 âFACT, MY BOY â IT IS AS I SAY. â THERE â S ANOTHER LADY IN THE CASE, AND THIS LAST IS THE WORST SCRAPE OF ALL!â
â Another lady?â I faltered.
âAnother lady!â said