â
He paused, and an expressive silence followed that âbut.â
âWell, how about the mistake?â I asked.
âWhy, Iâll tell you. It was that confounded party at Doaneâs. You know what a favorite of mine little Louie Berton is â the best little thing that ever breathed, the prettiest, the â full of fun, too. Well, weâre awfully thick, you know; and she chaffed me all the evening about my engagement with Miss Phillips. She had heard all about it, and is crazy to find out whether itâs going on yet or not. We had great fun â she chaffing and questioning, and I trying to fight her off. Well, the dancing was going on, and Iâd been separated from her for some time, and was trying to find her again, and I saw some one standing in a recess of one of the windows, with a dress that was exactly like Louieâs. Her back was turned to me, and the curtains half concealed her. I felt sure that it was Louie. So I sauntered up, and stood for a moment or two behind her. She was looking out of the window; one hand was on the ledge, and the other was by her side, half behind her. I donât know what got into me, but I seized her hand, and gave it a gentle squeeze.
âWell, you know, I expected that it would be snatched away at once. I felt immediately an awful horror at my indiscretion, and would have given the world not to have done it. I expected to see Louieâs flashing eyes hurling indignant fire at me, and all that. But the hand didnât move from mine at all!â
Jack uttered this last sentence with the doleful accents of a deeply-injured man â such an accent as one would employ in telling of a shameful trick practised upon his innocence.
âIt lay in mine,â he continued. âThere it was; I had seized it; I had it; I held it; I had squeezed it; and â good Lord! â Macrorie, what was I to do? Iâll tell you what I did â I squeezed it again, I thought that now it would go; but it wouldnât. Well, I tried it again. No go. Once more â and once again. On my soul, Macrorie, it still lay in mine. I cannot tell you what thoughts I had. It seemed like indelicacy. It was a bitter thing to associate indelicacy with one like little Louie; but â hang it! â there was the awful fact. Suddenly, the thought struck me that the hand was larger than Louieâs. At that thought, a ghastly sensation came over me; and, just at that moment, the lady herself turned her face, blushing, arch, with a mischievous smile. To my consternation, and to my â well, yes â to my horror, I saw Mrs. Finnimore!â
âGood Lord!â I exclaimed.
âA stronger expression would fail to do justice to the occasion,â said Jack, helping himself to a glass of beer. âFor my part, the thrill of unspeakable horror that was imparted by that shock is still strong within me. There, my boy, you have my story. I leave the rest to your imagination.â
âThe rest? Why, do you mean to say that this is all?â
âAll!â cried Jack, with a wild laugh. âAll? My dear boy, it is only the faint beginning; but it implies all the rest.â
âWhat did she say?â I asked, meekly.
âSay â say? What! After â well, never mind. Hang it! Donât drive me into particulars. Donât you see? Why, there I was. I had made an assault, broken through the enemyâs lines, thought I was carrying every thing before me, when suddenly I found myself confronted, not by an inferior force, but by an overwhelming superiority of numbers â horse, foot, and artillery, marines, and masked batteries â yes, and baggage-wagons â all assaulting me in front, in flank, and in the rear. Pooh!â
âDonât talk shop, Jack.â
âShop? Will you be kind enough to suggest some ordinary figure of speech that will give an idea of my situation? Plain language is quite useless. At least,