dawdled for two days. In those two days, he visited regularly with Lady Opie, scribbled off several notes to his London house steward, rode out with his land steward, called on his tenantsâagainâand otherwise put off a journey he did not want to make.
But had to. His peculiar discussion with Louisa Windham had stuck in Josephâs mind like the proverbial burr under his saddle. Until heâd spoken the words aloud to herâhe required a wifeâthe need hadnât been exactly pressing, though it had been nagging. Now, like a sore tooth, it seemed never to leave his awareness.
âWhen will you be back?â
Amanda, scrambling around on his lap, made the last word into a whine of at least five syllables. âBaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-cck?â
âYes, Papa.â Fleur clutched his riding jacket in grubby little mitts and started scaling his left knee. â When will you be back?â
âI do not recall inviting either of you to roost upon my person.â Though there they were, each plunked down on her territory of choice, and each smelling of soap, lavender, and something elseâmischief perhaps.
âYou always go away,â Amanda opined. âBut if you didnât go away, youâd never come see us at all anymore.â
Fleur chimed right in with the chorus. âYou used to tuck us in.â
âYou used to be infants. Quiet little things who neither slid down banisters nor begged a man for ponies the livelong day.â
Amanda turned big brown eyes on him. âYou could bring us ponies for Christmas. Weâve been ever so good.â
âWe have,â Fleur concurred. âNurse hasnât needed her salts since Monday!â
âAllow me to point out that itâs Tuesday morning.â Joseph gently stopped Fleur from putting her thumb in her mouth. âDonât get your hopes up that Iâll bring you ponies for Christmas. Youâre both too young, and winter is no time to learn to ride.â
Fleurâs chin jutted in an unbecoming manner. âIf we were boys, weâd have ponies by now.â
Amanda nodded vigorously, dark curls bouncing. âFleur is right. If we were boys, youâd listen to our lessons.â
âIf you were boys, you could inherit a damned title.â
The words were out, muttered, but far too inappropriate for tender ears to have missed a single syllable.
âPapa said damn .â Fleur slapped her hand over her mouth as if to hold back her giggles. â Damn is a bad word. Weâre not supposed to say damn , or damn it, or God damn it to hell, orââ
âCease.â Joseph wrapped an arm around her to put his much-larger hand over her mouth. He was outnumbered, though, and Amanda started up immediately.
âOr bloody damn or damn and blast. If we were boys, youâd teach us how to swear and even belch, and weâd know how to farââ
He ended up with two little girls wiggling off his lap, their giggles cascading behind them as they scampered a few feet away.
âEnough, the both of you.â He rose to his full height and scowled down at them. âThis is no way to earn anything but a lump of coal in your stocking. When I return from Town, Iâll expect perfect deportment from each of you, glowing reports from the maids and Miss Hodges both, and no more of this riot and insurrection.â
They quieted immediately at his tone, their smiles turning to looks of uncertainty aimed at him and then at each other.
Joseph felt again that sinking in his middle that suggested he was not fit to parent these childrenânot fit in the leastâmuch less another dozen whom he saw only on occasion.
He went down on one knee, unable to tolerate the possibility that those uncertain looks would degenerate into quivering chins andâhe shuddered at the very notionâa double spate of female tears. âGive me a farewell kiss, and Iâll be on my way. Say your