ending in marriage, Iâll grant you, but better still if her parents are desperate, in which case the settlements will see the thing done successfully .â
A round of right-hos, hear-hears, and what-whats followed, along with another circulation of the brandy decanter.
âAnd thenââthe wit held up his glass as if to toastââthereâs the wedding night.â
More hooting and stomping, because the hour was growing late, and the decanter was seeing a great deal of action. These same fellows would cheerfully call one another out over a slur to a womanâs honor before dinner. Four hours later, they were degenerating into the overgrown schoolboys they were, ready to hump anything in skirts and to cheer one another on in the same cause.
While the assemblage began to debate just how many Seasons it took to create desperation in a decent young woman, much less in her parents, Lord Lionel topped up his glass.
âYouâll regret that in the morning,â said a voice to his right.
Lionel held the glass in both palms, letting the heat of his hands warm the liquid. âI will do no such thing. You are far too sober, Harrison, if you think Iâll even be abroad during anything approaching morning.â
Harrison was visually appealing, lounging against the mantel, a lean, dark contrast to Lionelâs own Nordic coloring. He was also serious to a fault, which allowed Lionel to appear the wit by contrast. All in all, a useful associationâfor Lionel.
âYouâll be abroad in daylight.â Harrisonâs tone was mocking, condescending even.
âPerhaps Iâll be making my way home in the morning, as the term technically applies past the witching hour, but as for the broad light of dayââLionel paused for another sipââheaven spare me.â
âYouâll be about because Lady Carstairsâs Christmas breakfast is tomorrow, and very likely, all three Windham sisters will be on hand. Youâve been currying the favor of that trio all year.â
âHave I?â Lionel yawned, scratched in the general area of his⦠upper thighs, and peered at his drink. âThree of them, you say?â
Harrisonâs dark eyes narrowed.
Elijah Harrison was a hanger-on. He painted portraits, which meant he wasnât even a gentleman, though he was somebody or otherâs heir, so he was titled and tolerated. Then too, the Regent fancied himself quite the patron of the arts, and Harrison enjoyed a certain cachet with the Carlton House set.
âMoreland has three unmarried daughters,â Harrison said. âAll pretty, all well dowered, and youâre just trying to decide which one will be the least work.â
If Harrisonâs tone had been accusatory, Lionel might have been alarmed, but Harrison spoke as if merely stating facts, and boring facts at that.
Boring, accurate facts.
âYouâre trying to decide which one is vain enough to insist on having her portrait painted,â Lionel replied. âOr you might be thinking of approaching His Grace about doing all three, as it were.â
He let the innuendo hang delicately above his spoken words.
âI have never found it attractive in a man to pursue a woman publicly, while privately maligning her. Smacks of⦠desperation.â Harrison eyed the glass in Lionelâs hand. âDesperation and dishonor. I bid you good night, my lord.â
He wafted off, all elegant good looks and sly innuendo, making Lionel long to lift a foot and plant it in the encroaching bastardâs backside. He resisted this urge not because Harrison was rightâLionel was growing desperate and had seldom regarded honor as more than a convenient disguise for bad motivesâbut he was also intent on having some fun with one of Petershamâs plump, giggling upstairs maids. A public row with a nobody of a painter would queer the chances of that altogether.
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Sir Joseph